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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Aug 4, 2003 22:45:47 GMT -5
Arg, welcome, mateys, ta Isla De Muerta. This is the place we Cursed pirates call 'ome, so ya'd best watch yer step...We don' take kindly ta spammers or slackers in these waters. So, if ye want ta leave 'ere with yer head still attached relatively close ta yer neck, tread lightly, and follow the rules!Rules1. No spammin' 2. No swearin' (we may be pirates, but try ta keep a civil tongue 'ere...) 3. No cursin' (one's bad enough, wouldn't ye say?) 4. There'll be no killin', maimin', or pokin' in this pub. Bar fights are fine. 5. ABSOLUTELY NO SCAMPERING!! Norry, this means you... ~Menu~Whiskey - The good ol' fashion kind Rum - by the keg-full Liqueur o' the Damned - Barbossa's special blend  CrunchyMonkey - This one's a surprise "Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!!"
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Aug 6, 2003 12:49:35 GMT -5
:Jack swaggers in actin' as if he owns the joint and smiles over at Barbossa: 'ello mate! long time no shooting!
:grins and adjusts Barbossa's hat: How've you been mate?
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Aug 7, 2003 0:21:49 GMT -5
ARG! I thought I told ye not ta touch me 'at!! *Picks up a rum bottle and smashes it over Jack's head and then steals his hat.* Muahahahahaaa!! Now 'ow da ye like it? ;D
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Aug 9, 2003 2:51:57 GMT -5
:Having been knocked cold by a rum bottle, Jack awakes two days later, feeling dizzy and swearing he hadn't done anything worth that:
"don't think I deserved that......" :looks around for Barbossa and kidnaps monkey and shoves in barrel before tossing it out to Sea: Muahaaa!
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Aug 9, 2003 17:40:04 GMT -5
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!! ::Jumps  into the sea to save the almighty Crunchy Monkey. Comes back into the Pub carrying her (yes, HER) under his arm::Now, really Jack...that was a bit uncalled fer. ::Swings the monkey around and hits Jack in the face:: Consider yerself Monkey-Slapped, Sparrow! |
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Aug 9, 2003 18:07:14 GMT -5
:has been monkey slapped and now feels very violated:
:blinkblink: That was very rude! :shoots Barbossa's clavicus and runs off with hat:
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Aug 9, 2003 18:12:26 GMT -5
 Not again.... ::Chases Jack around the pub, trying to get his hat back. Eventually, he pulls out a flamethrower and starts burning everything in his path::
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Aug 9, 2003 18:16:45 GMT -5
:Gets a bit worried at the flaming Barbossa and all that, so surrenders hat, but not before stealing flame throwing and stomping on it:
:In doing so Jack goes over to Barbossa and slaps face once: "Shame on you mate! Didn't your mother ever tell you fire is not a toy?!"
:Stands and glares reprochfully at Barbossa, arms folded over chest and looking very surperior:
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Aug 9, 2003 18:49:06 GMT -5
::Takes hat back:: What're ye talkin' about, Jack? O' course fire's a toy! Just like large power tools and Arsenic! :: Pokes Jack with flattened flamethrower:: Didn' ye know that?!
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Aug 10, 2003 1:37:11 GMT -5
OH!
In that case......:picked up power drill and chases Barbossa with it cackling and scampering madly:
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Aug 11, 2003 0:59:07 GMT -5
::Runs around in fear of the power-drill wielding Jack:: Ok, OK! I give up! Just put that thing down before ye 'urt yerself.... Actually, on second though, that's not a bad idea!! :: Pulls out a second power drill from his secret compartment *wink wink* and starts fighting with them::
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Aug 12, 2003 14:50:11 GMT -5
:Jack blinks wondering how Barbossa got another power bt struck a overly fancy dueling pose and fought with Barbossa, cackling: Fear Jack Scampermus! Muahaaaa!!
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Aug 13, 2003 18:12:52 GMT -5
::Barbossa suddenly stops fighting, and tries hard not to laugh:: Jack Sc-sc-scampermus?! Where in the seven seas did ye come up with that one?!
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Aug 13, 2003 18:26:09 GMT -5
I have many secreats Barbossa! Avast!
:pokes at Barbossa with power drill: Fear me! Muahaaaaaaa! :runs off in fit of mad cackling and poking:
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Post by Elizabeth Swann/Turner on Aug 15, 2003 16:41:36 GMT -5
Elizabeth walks in not afraid of what Barbossa hd tried to do on their fisrt quest" Hello?"
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Jack the Crunchy Monkey
