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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Sept 6, 2003 23:28:53 GMT -5
Emma had to wait a moment for her giggles to subside.Then she turned to Maria."Well,"she began,"it all started innocently enough.See,Barbossa an' Saber an' me were all havin' a grog...I was havin' two,since Saber don't drink...an' Barbossa went to sleep,so we tied 'is shoes together...well,Saber did.And then 'e woke up,an'tripped,and his grog went flyin' and fell on Saber's head."She giggled agian."Ye had to be there,mate."
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Post by Maria Maharet/Turner on Sept 6, 2003 23:44:48 GMT -5
* Maria giggled as Emma told her side of the story.* " yes if only i was 'ere a littl' earlier." * she sat down at the next table and took out her dagger and carved the word immortal on it. She didn't care much for drinking.*
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Sept 7, 2003 15:23:15 GMT -5
::Barbossa glared at Saber:: Ye did WHAT?! Arg, yer eviller than ye look, lass....Well, I guess I won't be apologizen fer the shower, then, eh? ::He laughed and patted Saber on the head affectionately. Then he greeted Maria:: Welcome ta Isla De Meurta, lass. Make yerself at home, but watch ye don't fall in with the wrong crowd....Heh heh heh. ::He then sat back down, making sure his feet were no where near each other, and went back to sleep:: 
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Post by Saber & Kat Tompson on Sept 7, 2003 15:35:11 GMT -5
Saber cowerd down and grinned to herself when Barbossa yelled and glared at her. But looked rather puzzled when he patted her on the head. She blinked and stared at him. "Hes bein' awful friendly like lately" she thought as he greeted Maria. "Yes dont fall in with the wrong crowd." she said immitating Barbossa to a tee. "That would be us." she finished in her own voice. She blinked again when he fell asleep. "Hes the sleepiest man I ever saw." She thought of what she could do to wake him up again.....
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Sept 7, 2003 16:58:34 GMT -5
Emma looked at Saber in mock-indignation."Me?The wrong crowd?What would make ye think that?" 8-)She grinned mischevously,looking at Barbossa's sleeping form."Alright,Saber,lass...Shoe-tying's out,what else can we do to 'im?"She rummaged through her pockets,looking for something.
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Post by Maria Maharet/Turner on Sept 7, 2003 16:59:23 GMT -5
* Maria thanked Barbossa nd Saber for their greeting towards her.* " Yes I guess I'm a littl' too late seeing how I'm already comfortable 'ere. Aye?" * She Saw Barbossa fall asleep. Maria knew Saber would try to think of another way to wake him up. Maria grabbed the paint behind the counter and handed it to Saber.* " Now why don't you make 'im pretty 'e'll love 'at."
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Sept 7, 2003 18:53:00 GMT -5
Emma grinned at Maria."Ah,tha's a wonderful idea!Saber,I'm guessin' you wanna do the honors?"
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Post by Saber & Kat Tompson on Sept 8, 2003 0:52:36 GMT -5
Saber eyed the can warily. "Now girls I dont want ta be pushin' me luck to far. He did almost kill me once." she thinks a spell "though he has been rather nice lately." throwing caution to the wind she grabs the paint and a brush and dipping it in poises it over Barbossa's face, snickering, ready to do her damage.....
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Sept 8, 2003 5:54:03 GMT -5
Emma struggles to hide her laughter as Saber puts the paint on Barbossa."Think ye missed a spot,mate,"she said,grinning.She went and sat down with her mug of grog,waiting for the fun when Barbossa woke up.Then she remembered something.From one of her pockets she pulled a small mirror,and propped it up on his mug.Then she went and sat a sfae distance away.
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Post by Maria Maharet/Turner on Sept 8, 2003 17:28:13 GMT -5
*as Maria giggled beside saber. She carefully took one of the paint brushes and painted Barbossa's lips red.* " Now thats what I call his Feminien side." * Maria ran bej=hind the counter with Emma.* " He looks lovely in the shade of red doesn't he?"
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Sept 8, 2003 19:46:05 GMT -5
Emma giggled as Maria put the finishing touches on Barbossa's new paint job."Aye...he looks lovely..."But I think he's more of a winter,don't you?A deeper red might've been better for his skin tone..."
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Sept 8, 2003 20:20:28 GMT -5
::Feeling something cold on his face, Barbossa wakes up slowly. He sees Saber and Maria standing over him, holding dripping paint brushes, and grinning nervously:: What the...? DAVY JONE'S LOCKER!! What in the name o' Neptune 'ave ye done ta me face?!!? ::Barbossa grips the little mirror tightly and stares at his very shocked, very colorful face:: That's it! This be the last straw fer ye ladies!! ::He grabbed the red paint can off the table and splashed the contents all over the front of Saber. He did the same to Maria with Green, and to Emma with Purple:: There, now I think we be fair... ::He began roaring with laughter at the sight of the three ladies covered in paint, and then held up his mug of grog:: Ta pirates!!  
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Sept 8, 2003 20:27:19 GMT -5
Emma stared."I...I...YOU GAVE ME A GIRLY COLOUR!"She shouted,overcome by rage.Shouting like some sort of fierce,albeit purpel warrior,she dashed forward and yanked on Barbossa's beard!"Bloody...pirate!"
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Sept 8, 2003 21:18:31 GMT -5
::Barbossa meeps as Emma yanks on his beard:: 'EY!! That still be attached, ye know!! ::Grabbing the nearest paint can, Barbossa tossed it on Emma. He took a step back, and broke into a fit of laughter:: Ye know, ye look so innocent in pink!
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Sept 8, 2003 21:31:42 GMT -5
Emma growled deep in her throat,making several bystanders stare."I don't think I deserved that,"she said stiffly,wiping pink stuff out of her hair.She glared at Barbossa."Now,now...ye don' want to be makin' people think things as ain't true...With the number o' men I've killed,I hardly think I'm innocent.I didn't want to have to do this,but..."She pulled something from behind her back." believe this monkey is of some importace to you,Captain?"
Jack the Monkey was tied up,her mouth duct-taped shut.She looked pleadingly at Barbossa,as Emma held her by the back of her neck.
"Surrendur,or the Monkey gets it!"
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Jack the Crunchy Monkey
