the Misadventures of Jack. part One

[Jack Sparrow]

Maties,

Well......I'm not sure if this computer will last long while I shop around for another one.............so I'll tell you all about my little..........misadventures in sections.........how's that?

So....I went to France..........lovely place....full of really touchy feely people.........but in a friendly way...not pervy way..........anyhow......my reason for going was to be there to oversee the renovation of a piece of family property............big castle........gloomy place..............no electricity........we had to wire the place while I was there..........

boring work.............

anyway..........we had fun........explored the place........found spiders the size of gorllias there.........must have been eating the cows and sheep nearby...........let me tell you......those bugs............I swear if you sprayed them they'd just laugh and grow bigger............evil buggers I tell you.......................

so.........by the time me and my family and Ariel decided to take a trip to Germany, I'd been without a computer for about three weeks.........bout tore my hair out............

So off to Germany we go........to make a long story short......I was in a train station waiting for my train when someone lifted my labtop from my backpack................*mutters angerily*

so...........when we stopped over in Italy I got it replaced......only to have it stolen from our luggage at the airport........among a few other things.........

By this time I had called home to a few of my friends and asked them to check my mail........EVY.....your envelope came back, post marked I think it was the wrong address or something to that effect........and I am so very sorry you never got the tickets.......I am planning on sending you them soon, so you can visit with them sometime in the very near future.........again love, I am sorry........

So.........after hearing of that wonderful news from home, I got sorta............pissed off.........and decided no more buying expensive things until I got home.........which I just did about seven hours ago............and man...........let me tell you I'm so jet lagged I'm seeing pink seamonkeys...............................................................

that's my trip in short.....I'll get into more detail later......but for now, it's enough for me to just say I'm alive and well.........and i'm home.........I've missed all of you.....my children of dreams and caribbean winds..........

Jack

p.s we need to get rid of the pink bunnies

[cally]

hehe what a trip dear...we really must play catch up tag..you've really missed a lot *g*. *hugs* glad you're home though..and EEEEK SPIDERS!!!!!! *hides*...I don't like the big ones that have fun playing scare the girly in my room..I don't think i'd like yours or the ones Dyl wanted me to go see in the congo *g*. And we DEFINITELY need to get rid of those damn pink bunnies..they are still scaring me *g*.

[Rhys Tolen]

SPARKPLUG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!! YOU HAD BETTER COME SAY HI TO ME VERY VERY SOON! *huggles* *tapomples* and please please get rid of the pink bunnies.. i think they're trying to eat me.... *cries*

[Evelyn Pearl]

Estel! *hugs massively* I'm so glad you're back. *smiles* And no worries about the tickets, its okay. I doubt we would have been able to go anyway because of a little dog biting incident that I was involved in....kinda painful so...who knows. And its okay Estel, I understand perfectly, I knew you were leaving so I really wasn't too sure I'd get it, things happen I guess. *hugs again* But I'm just glad you're finally back amongst us all once again.

We've missed you dearly, Tobbsy's been pacing like crazy, poor lass. *pats her* She's almost done nothing but mumble incoherently about you not being here and whatnot. Poor girl. I think if you hadn't come back soon I'd have had to check her into some mental institution...though I doubt that's hardly a punishment for her...*coughs*

Anyways, lots has gone on while you were away, and to be honest I never really realized just HOW much you were part of my daily life until this ickle "Estel Drought" we had. *hugs* Needless to say there were definately times I had wanted you to be there, dog bite being one, that was a bad episode...just ask Rhys...she got the full blast. :-P And a couple others just to have a laugh or little chat, advice muchly needed and you always give a great dose of that.

So, to reiterate what I've already repeated far too many times, and to put it quite simply, I've missed you Estel, immensely, and I'm so glad you're back. *hugs*

*AND THWACKS MASSIVELY* AND DON'T YOU EVER GO OFF TO EUROPE FOR MONTHS AT A TIME WITHOUT DROPPING A LETTER OR SOME KIND OF SIGN THAT YOUR VITAL ORGANS ARE SAFE AND FUNCTIONING!!!!

*smiles innocently* Love you mate. And give Ariel and all the rest my hello's!

*whispers* And tell Ariel I'd still be willing to take that Belle dress off her hands if she still has it. :-P

[Jack Sparrow]

meep! LOL...well, I'm back!

[Jack Sparrow]

**looks around and fidgets** where is everyone? ::pokes buddy list and frowns at lack of pirates online:: where are you all?

[Rhys Tolen]

They ran away! *cries*

[cally]

I'm here! But you people and your "I'm three hours behind" thingy..I barely speak to anyone XD. *g* You best get your butt online Estel soon so I can poketh you XD *g*.

[Evelyn Pearl]

Haha, Estel you better get online soonly!!!! *scowls* I'll try and be online today as often as I can, checking in to see if you're on you little bugger. Remember though, can't be on TOO massively long, have school tomorrow. *sighs* *pounces on and runs* Oh and having a problem getting the ickle activation code for Evelyn's sign in thingy...*cries* I want it now! :-P Talk to you all later.

[Jack Sparrow]

Well, I'm just poking around online now...trying to figure out why this account is giving problems when I try to log in........*grumbles*