JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE

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"But why is the Rum Gone?!"

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JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE Sept 29, 2003 21:11:31 GMT -5

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Post by Jack Sparrow on Sept 29, 2003 21:11:31 GMT -5

Hee hee.just for laughes......

1. Always have lots of rum.
2. If you're not drunk...act like it...
3. Always check pretty gold objects for curses.....nothing like seeing yerself cursed and in moonlight for the first time to spook yerself silly.
4. ALWAYS make a grand entrance. (and a even bigger grander exit.)
5. Never hesitate to take what's not yours.
6. If you take it without asking it's not stealing...it's borrowing without premission.
7. Always call me Captain!
8. SINGING IS A GOOD THING!
9. pillage, plunder, rifle and loot....(always sing)
10. IF EVER YOU SEE SOME RICH LASS FALL OFF A FORT WALL, NEVER EVER GO IN AFTER HER, IT LEADS TO LARGE COMPLICATIONS INVOLVING HEADSTRONG EUNUCHS, CURSES, HOLES BEING BLOWN IN SHIPS, SWORD FIGHTING AND NEAR HANGING.....then again....if you enjoy that sort of thing.go for it maties!

DRINK UP ME HEARTIE'S YO HO!

: plays Pirate's of the Caribbean closing theme music:

Last Edit: Oct 1, 2003 20:37:47 GMT -5 by Jack Sparrow

Not all treasure is sliver and gold mate

Will Turner Ruler "Pirates in your blood boy, you'll have to square with that someday" Posts: 1,000	JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE Sept 29, 2003 23:15:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Will Turner on Sept 29, 2003 23:15:48 GMT -5 Lol Jack that is hilarious i love number 2, 3, and 10 the best g
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Maria Maharet/Turner Ruler ~Forever beholder of the Immortal Rose~ Posts: 1,166	JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE Sept 29, 2003 23:17:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Maria Maharet/Turner on Sept 29, 2003 23:17:11 GMT -5 3!3!3! how lovely Jack

Arayel Montclaire Lord-Lady The only thing faster than a mans hands, are a womans daggers. Posts: 797	JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE Sept 30, 2003 0:15:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Arayel Montclaire on Sept 30, 2003 0:15:24 GMT -5 comes in, reads, and sniggles particularly over #10
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Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon Ruler Librarian The tongue is sharper than the sword...but the sword is so much more fun! Posts: 1,386	JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE Sept 30, 2003 7:34:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Sept 30, 2003 7:34:43 GMT -5 :dies laughing,then comes back to life for the sake of RUM!:
	"They say Helen 'f Troy 'ad a face that launched a thousand ships. So does Emma. It's just that her face is on a wanted poster."

Saber & Kat Tompson Ruler Master Lieutenant ~Ones a pirate, the other a mercenary...ye do not cross these two~ Posts: 737	JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE Oct 1, 2003 14:23:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Saber & Kat Tompson on Oct 1, 2003 14:23:45 GMT -5 Woot! I love it! is dying of laughter
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Jack Sparrow Administrator That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow..if you please.... "But why is the Rum Gone?!" Posts: 2,917	JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE Oct 1, 2003 20:10:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jack Sparrow on Oct 1, 2003 20:10:43 GMT -5 Glad it's amusing..........
	Not all treasure is sliver and gold mate

Victoria Brighton Administrator Posts: 16,777,215	JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE Oct 1, 2003 20:32:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Victoria Brighton on Oct 1, 2003 20:32:04 GMT -5 places hat upon heart and nods solemnly, then brings out the rum
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Jack Sparrow Administrator That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow..if you please.... "But why is the Rum Gone?!" Posts: 2,917	JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE Oct 1, 2003 20:32:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jack Sparrow on Oct 1, 2003 20:32:41 GMT -5 :breaks out the rum and scampers:
	Not all treasure is sliver and gold mate

Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon Ruler Librarian The tongue is sharper than the sword...but the sword is so much more fun! Posts: 1,386	JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE Oct 1, 2003 21:15:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Oct 1, 2003 21:15:58 GMT -5 :snatches rum and retreats to a dark cave,where she sits for centuries,callling the rum her "Precious...":
	"They say Helen 'f Troy 'ad a face that launched a thousand ships. So does Emma. It's just that her face is on a wanted poster."

Jack Sparrow Administrator That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow..if you please.... "But why is the Rum Gone?!" Posts: 2,917	JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE Oct 1, 2003 21:21:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jack Sparrow on Oct 1, 2003 21:21:00 GMT -5 :sniffles at lose of "precious" rum and glares at emma:
	Not all treasure is sliver and gold mate

Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon Ruler Librarian The tongue is sharper than the sword...but the sword is so much more fun! Posts: 1,386	JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE Oct 1, 2003 21:33:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Oct 1, 2003 21:33:55 GMT -5 Ye can'---:clears throat: Tricksy pirateses can't stare at Emma...Emma is safe here...safe in her cave,gollum,gollum...The precious is safe...:clutches the rum to herself:
	"They say Helen 'f Troy 'ad a face that launched a thousand ships. So does Emma. It's just that her face is on a wanted poster."

Jack Sparrow Administrator That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow..if you please.... "But why is the Rum Gone?!" Posts: 2,917	JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE Oct 1, 2003 21:40:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jack Sparrow on Oct 1, 2003 21:40:15 GMT -5 :continues glaring:
	Not all treasure is sliver and gold mate

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JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE Oct 1, 2003 22:07:51 GMT -5

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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Oct 1, 2003 22:07:51 GMT -5

:Emma's skin starts to turn blue,and she shrivels up.Immediately she meeps,removes herself from the cave,and gives the rum back to Jack:Nice pirateses---Erm,Sorry,mate...enough to go around,right?

"They say Helen 'f Troy 'ad a face that launched a thousand ships.

So does Emma.

It's just that her face is on a wanted poster."

Jack Sparrow Administrator That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow..if you please.... "But why is the Rum Gone?!" Posts: 2,917	JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE Oct 2, 2003 19:57:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jack Sparrow on Oct 2, 2003 19:57:07 GMT -5 aye...:shares rum:
	Not all treasure is sliver and gold mate

JACK'S TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR BEING A PIRATE

Post by Jack Sparrow on Sept 29, 2003 21:11:31 GMT -5

Post by Will Turner on Sept 29, 2003 23:15:48 GMT -5

Post by Maria Maharet/Turner on Sept 29, 2003 23:17:11 GMT -5

Post by Arayel Montclaire on Sept 30, 2003 0:15:24 GMT -5

Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Sept 30, 2003 7:34:43 GMT -5

Post by Saber & Kat Tompson on Oct 1, 2003 14:23:45 GMT -5

Post by Jack Sparrow on Oct 1, 2003 20:10:43 GMT -5

Post by Victoria Brighton on Oct 1, 2003 20:32:04 GMT -5

Post by Jack Sparrow on Oct 1, 2003 20:32:41 GMT -5

Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Oct 1, 2003 21:15:58 GMT -5

Post by Jack Sparrow on Oct 1, 2003 21:21:00 GMT -5

Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Oct 1, 2003 21:33:55 GMT -5

Post by Jack Sparrow on Oct 1, 2003 21:40:15 GMT -5

Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Oct 1, 2003 22:07:51 GMT -5

Post by Jack Sparrow on Oct 2, 2003 19:57:07 GMT -5