The Secrets of Sparrow's Mind

[Jack Sparrow]

Be afraid...be very very very afraid.....

I'm doing this entirely for fun. I'm writing a sort of "Metal Diary" for Jack Sparrow for the duration of POTC...at least the movie section of POTC. This has nothing to do with teh rpgs....but it's entirely my opinion..coming from a idiot who attempts to play Jack Sparrow.........poor us. LOL

and in general..they'll be pretty random and silly....so get used to it....

Anyway......The "entries" won't have any particular date set to them..but they'll follow a pretty basic time order...enjoy it maties....


Jack

[Jack Sparrow]

"You know...I've never claimed to be a brillant man.......but people in Port Royale........you would honestly think they'd be a bit more intelligent. I wonder how long it's going to take for the Harbormaster to realize his purse is gone?"

"And I pick the best and brightest of days to land in the pride of Crown's settlements...seems as if there's some high toned and fancy going on at the fort......buggers.....but of course that leaves the docks open....perfect place to comandeer a ship........and of course they'd leave a pair of blundering fools to guard the ships.......this'll be easy..distract.....hoist anchor..wave the fort goodbye.......easy....."

[Jack Sparrow]

"You know.I've come to the conclusion that solider are really just kiddies in uniform. They love a good story......specially these buggers......wonder if they realize this story I'm telling them isn't all true.........ok fine.....it's not true....but they don't care....."