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Post by Saber & Kat Tompson on Aug 9, 2003 4:30:40 GMT -5
Just ta be anoying to a few pirates I know *coughlikeJackcough* I am posting this little song. Some of the words have been changed, ta fit with pirate language.
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning!
Chorus:
Hey ho up she rises!
Hey ho up she rises!
Hey ho up she rises!
Early in the morning!
Put him in a boat and row him over,
Put him in a boat and row him over,
Put him in a boat and row him over,
Early in the morning!
Hoist aboard with a running bow line,
Hoist aboard with a running bow line,
Hoist aboard with a running bow line,
Early in the morning!
(Chorus)
Put him in the brig until hes sober,
Put him in the brig until hes sober,
Put him in the brig until hes sober,
Early in the morning!
Hiost him up to the topsail yardarm,
Hiost him up to the topsail yardarm,
Hiost him up to the topsail yardarm,
Early in the morning!
(Chorus)
Make him turn to at shinging bright work,
Make him turn to at shinging bright work,
Make him turn to at shinging bright work,
Early in the morning!
Make him to clean out all the spit-kids,
Make him to clean out all the spit-kids,
Make him to clean out all the spit-kids,
Early in the morning!
(Chorus)
Thats what ya do with a drunken sailor,
Thats what ya do with a drunken sailor,
Thats what ya do with a drunken sailor,
Early in the morning!
*scampers away to avoid being shot*
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Post by Saber & Kat Tompson on Aug 11, 2003 1:39:57 GMT -5
Saber strikes again! This is not a song i wrote but its a great pirate song. I changed the names of the people who sing it so it would fit. I bet a few of you will recognise this.
"A Professional Pirate"
(from Muppet Treasure Island)
Jack Sparrow: When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy why not consider a more challenging career"
Pirates: Hey ho ho
You'll cruise to foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors
Jack Sparrow: True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
All: And when you're a professional pirate
Anamaria: That's what the job's about
Jack Sparrow: "Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!"
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
Pirates: Hey ho ho
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
Jack Sparrow: On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
All: But when your a professional pirate
Saber: You don't have to wear a suit..... what?
Mr Gibbs: I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apart
Anamaria: I could have been a lawyer
But I just had too much heart
Saber: I could have been in politics
Cause I've always been a big spender
Pirate: And me...I could have been a contender
Jack Sparrow: Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet
Jack Sparrow's speech...
All: Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fotune and that's what we're proud to be
And when your a professional pirate
Jack Sparrow: You'll be honest brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly
All: When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company
(Transcribed by Jon Cooke <cooke@megalink.net>)
This happens to be one of my fav. muppet songs. And yes i did give myself a part in the song. Course its the stupid part but.....Also just to let you know I do intend to use this thread for my own poetry as well. As soon as I write some that is.
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Post by Elizabeth Swann/Turner on Aug 11, 2003 15:30:44 GMT -5
nice songs evea
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Post by Victoria Brighton on Aug 16, 2003 3:30:52 GMT -5
*applauds and sings along to the songs*
(btw:Elizabeth, refer to their potc names here please! me knows its evea from the plaza, but we dont wanna confuse non plaza members!)
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Aug 29, 2003 20:43:54 GMT -5
:giggles madly:I loved Muppet Treasure Island...haven't seen it in years,though.And I love the songs ^_^:hops about singing them until her family members shoot her with a tranquilizer gyun.:
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Post by Saber & Kat Tompson on Jan 14, 2004 17:36:35 GMT -5
Ahem yes well....he we go with the parodies again...
"We're Pirates!" (We're Vikings! Veggie Tales)
We're Pirates, what do you know, the terrors of the sea
We're Pirates, where ever we go, pillaging happily
We're Pirates, let there be no ambuiguity
Cause who doesn't like a pile of loot?
Some gold, some jewels, and a shiny suit?
And a giant screen TV to boot?
A Pirate's life for me!
Yo ho!
We're Pirates, what do you know, the terrors of the sea
We're Pirates, where ever they go, pillaging happily
We're Pirates, let there be no ambuiguity
Cause who doesn't like a pile of loot?
(this is my life as a Pirates wife)
Some gold, some jewels, and a shiny suit?
(we have to admit that it's rife with strife)
And a giant screen TV to boot?
(but that's the lot we got, when married we)
The terrors of the sea!
(we married Pirates)
A Pirates life for me!
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Post by Saber & Kat Tompson on Jan 14, 2004 18:00:21 GMT -5
And yet another! *after a certain convo. with BBB I couldnt resist*
The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything! (Veggie Tales)
Narrator: "Joining Saber are BBB and Emma who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"
Saber, Emma, BBB: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."
Saber: "We don't do anything!"
BBB: "Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."
All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you .."
Emma: "We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."
All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you .. We don't do anything!"
Saber: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and
I've never been to Boston in the fall!"
BBB: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"
Emma: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!"
Saber: "Oh ..."
BBB: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"
Emma: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!"
BBB: "Huh? No I don't!"
Emma: " Do too."
BBB: " Do not!"
Emma: "You're making me hungry."
BBB: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"
Emma: "Says who?"
BBB: "Says the captain, that's who!"
Emma: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!"
Saber: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..."
BBB: "You just don't get it!"
All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall!"
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Post by Saber & Kat Tompson on Feb 2, 2004 15:10:41 GMT -5
Ok I dont know if anybody looks at this anymore but still...
*cackles evily* This is a very funny song. You may not get it unless you have spoken to Barbossa lately. You will also not get the end unless you have seen the Veggie Tales movie "King George and the Ducky" *grin* But its still pretty funny anyway...
Because I Love My Duck
Barbossa : Pirates like Money,
Pirates like rum,
Pirates like, with women, to have their fun.
But me I’m not like that
I find those things yucky
I’d much rather stay in my ship with my Ducky!
Because I love my Duck!
Devin : Sir if I could have a minute!
Barbossa : Love my Duck!
Devin : There are some things we must discuss
Barbossa : I love my Duck!
Devin : See there’s a storm and well we’re in it!
Barbossa : Love my Duck!
Devin : Though I don’t mean to make a fuss.
Barbossa (saying) : Then don’t….Sing with me Devin!
Devin : What? Oh ok…*clears throat*
Because he loves his Duck!
Barbossa : And that is why I can’t be bothered!
Devin : Loves his Duck!
Barbossa : About this little storm!
Devin : He loves his Duck!
Barbossa : ‘Cus quite unlike my dear old father
Devin : Loves his Duck!
Barbossa : I find it to be norm…
Now concentrate dear Devin,
and I think you will agree
The most important person
In the whole wide world is me!
So please don’t drag me down with all the crew and their plight!
Go make sure there are no others within sight!
(looks around suspiciously than begins to sing)
Because I love my duck!
Devin : I don’t know why I even bother
Barbossa : Love my duck!
Devin : You just can’t reason with this guy!
Barbossa : Love my duck!
Devin : I think we’re out of luck!
Barbossa : So let the ship just run amuck!
Devin : We really are just stuck!
Barbossa : Because I love my…(stops) Hey what’s that?
(sees Saber) Its beautiful…
Yes I know if youve seen the movie your going to tell my that was evil but...*grin*
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Feb 3, 2004 23:05:51 GMT -5
I still look at these...and you are indeed evil.But we've known that for a while,haven't we?Quite funny,though,I really liked that one...
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