Post by Jack Sparrow on Aug 10, 2003 20:58:46 GMT -5
Elizabeth : But we’ve got to save Will .
Governor Swann : No. You’re safe now. We will return to Port Royal immediately not go gallivanting after pirates!
Elizabeth : Then we condemn him to death.
Governor Swann : The boy’s fate is regrettable but then so is his decision to engage in piracy.
Elizabeth : To rescue me, to prevent anything from happening to me.
Jack : If I may be so bold as to interject my professional opinion. The Pearl was listing near to scabbers after the battle. It’s very unlikely she’ll be able to make good time. Think about it, the Black Pearl, the last real pirate threat in the Caribbean , mate. How can you pass that up?
Norrington: By remembering that I serve others, Mr. Sparrow , not only myself.
Elizabeth : Commodore, I beg you, please do this. For me…as a wedding gift.
Governor Swann : Elizabeth . Are you accepting the Commodore’s proposal?
Elizabeth : I am.
Jack : A wedding! I love weddings…drinks all around! [extends his arms] I know…clap him in irons, right?
Norrington: Mr. Sparrow , you will accompany these fine men to the helm and provide us with the bearing to Isla de Muerta . You will then spend the rest of the voyage contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase ‘silent as the grave’. Do I make myself clear?
Jack : Inescapably clear.
[in the brig of the Black Pearl; Pintel and Ragetti are swabbing the floor] Parrot: Awwk, shiver me timbers.
Gibbs : Cotton ‘ere says you missed a bit.
Will : [to Pintel] You knew William Turner ?
Pintel: Ol’ Bootstrap Bill …we knew him. Never sat well with Bootstrap what we did to Jack Sparrow , the mutiny and all. He said it wasn’t right with the code, that’s why he sent off a piece of the treasure to you as it were. He said we deserved to be cursed… and remain cursed.
Ragetti: Stupid blighter.
Gibbs : Good man.
Pintel: But as you can imagine that didn’t sit too well with the Captain.
Ragetti: That didn’t sit too well with the Captain, at all. Tell him what Barbossa did.
Pintel: I’m telling a story! So, what the Captain did, he strapped a cannon to Bootstraps’ bootstraps.
Ragetti: Bootstraps’ bootstraps.
Pintel: The last we saw of ol’ Bill Turner , he was sinking to the crushing black oblivion of Davy Jones’ Locker. ‘Course it was only after that we knew we needed his blood to lift the curse.
Ragetti: That’s what you call ironic.
Barbossa: [comes down and throws the key to Will ’s cell to Pintel] Bring him!
[in a boat with the rest of the soldiers and Jack ] Norrington: I don’t care for the situation. Any attempt to storm the cave could turn to an ambush.
Jack : Not if you’re the one doing the ambushing. I go in to convince Barbossa to send his men out in their little boats. You and your mates return to the Dauntless and blast the beejesus outta them with your little cannons, aye? [puts an arm on Norrington’s shoulder] What do you have to lose?
Norrington: [peels off the arm] Nothing I’d lament being rid of.
Jack : Now, to be quite honest with you, there’s still a slight risk for those aboard the Dauntless which includes the future Mrs. Commodore .
[on the Interceptor] Gillette : [pulling Elizabeth along with another soldier] Sorry, but for your own safety.
Elizabeth : I don't care what the Commodore ordered, I must tell him! The pirates…they cannot be killed!
Gillette : Don’t worry, miss, he’s already informed of that. A little mermaid flopped up on deck and told him the whole story. [shuts the doors]
Elizabeth : This is Jack Sparrow ’s doing! [she is locked in]
Scene 21: (The blood ritual, again, interrupted)
[on the way to the Aztec gold] Pintel: [to Will ] No reason to fret, it’s just a prick in the finger, a few drops of blood.
Twigg: No mistakes this time. He’s only half-Turner. We spill it all.
Pintel: Guess there is reason to fret.
Jack : [pushing through the crowd of pirates] Beg your pardon.
Barbossa: [is ready to slit Will ’s throat] Begun by blood…
Jack : Excuse me.
Barbossa: …by blood un –
Will: Jack !
Barbossa: S’not possible.
Jack : Not probable.
Will : Where’s Elizabeth ?
Jack : She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.
Barbossa: Shut up! You’re next. [leans in to slit Will ’s throat again]
Jack : You don’t want to be doing that, mate.
Barbossa: No, I really think I do.
Jack : Your funeral.
Barbossa: Why don’t I want to be doing it?
Jack : Well, because [pushed a pirate’s arm off his shoulder]…because the HMS Dauntless, pride of the Royal Navy, is floating just offshore…waiting for you.
[in the boats] Murtogg: What are we doing here?
Mullroy: Pirates come out, unprepared and unawares, we catch them in the crossfire, send them down to see old Hobb.
Murtogg: I know why we’re here. I mean why aren’t we doing for once what Mr. Sparrow said we should do. With the cannons and all.
Norrington: Because it was Mr. Sparrow who said it.
Murtogg: You think he wasn’t telling the truth?
[in the cave] Jack : Just hear me out, mate. You order your men to row out to the Dauntless; they do what they do best. Robert ’s your Uncle Fannie ’s your Aunt, there you are with two ships. The makings of your very own fleet. ‘Course you’ll take the grandest as your flagship and who’s to argue? But what of the Pearl ? Name me Captain, I’ll sail under your colors, I’ll give you ten percent of me plunder and you get to introduce yourself as…Commodore Barbossa. Savvy?
Barbossa: I s’pose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp.
Jack : No, no, no at all by all means, kill the whelp. Just not yet. Wait to lift the curse… until the opportune moment. For instance, [picks up a few medallions] after you’ve killed Norrington’s men… [throws them back as he speaks] every… last… one. [pockets one]
Will : [sees Jack take a piece of the gold] You’ve been planning this from the beginning. Ever since you learned my name.
Jack : Yeah.
Barbossa: I want fifty percent of your plunder.
Jack : Fifteen.
Barbossa: Forty.
Jack : Twenty-five. And I’ll buy you the hat, a really big one…Commodore.
Barbossa: We have an accord. [they shake hands]
Jack : All hand’s to the boats! [sees Barbossa look at him askance] I apologize, you give the orders.
Barbossa: Gents! Take a walk. [the pirates walk away]
Jack : Not to the boats? [the cursed pirates walk on the sea’s floor to the Dauntless, the moonlight revealing their true form]
Governor Swann : No. You’re safe now. We will return to Port Royal immediately not go gallivanting after pirates!
Elizabeth : Then we condemn him to death.
Governor Swann : The boy’s fate is regrettable but then so is his decision to engage in piracy.
Elizabeth : To rescue me, to prevent anything from happening to me.
Jack : If I may be so bold as to interject my professional opinion. The Pearl was listing near to scabbers after the battle. It’s very unlikely she’ll be able to make good time. Think about it, the Black Pearl, the last real pirate threat in the Caribbean , mate. How can you pass that up?
Norrington: By remembering that I serve others, Mr. Sparrow , not only myself.
Elizabeth : Commodore, I beg you, please do this. For me…as a wedding gift.
Governor Swann : Elizabeth . Are you accepting the Commodore’s proposal?
Elizabeth : I am.
Jack : A wedding! I love weddings…drinks all around! [extends his arms] I know…clap him in irons, right?
Norrington: Mr. Sparrow , you will accompany these fine men to the helm and provide us with the bearing to Isla de Muerta . You will then spend the rest of the voyage contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase ‘silent as the grave’. Do I make myself clear?
Jack : Inescapably clear.
[in the brig of the Black Pearl; Pintel and Ragetti are swabbing the floor] Parrot: Awwk, shiver me timbers.
Gibbs : Cotton ‘ere says you missed a bit.
Will : [to Pintel] You knew William Turner ?
Pintel: Ol’ Bootstrap Bill …we knew him. Never sat well with Bootstrap what we did to Jack Sparrow , the mutiny and all. He said it wasn’t right with the code, that’s why he sent off a piece of the treasure to you as it were. He said we deserved to be cursed… and remain cursed.
Ragetti: Stupid blighter.
Gibbs : Good man.
Pintel: But as you can imagine that didn’t sit too well with the Captain.
Ragetti: That didn’t sit too well with the Captain, at all. Tell him what Barbossa did.
Pintel: I’m telling a story! So, what the Captain did, he strapped a cannon to Bootstraps’ bootstraps.
Ragetti: Bootstraps’ bootstraps.
Pintel: The last we saw of ol’ Bill Turner , he was sinking to the crushing black oblivion of Davy Jones’ Locker. ‘Course it was only after that we knew we needed his blood to lift the curse.
Ragetti: That’s what you call ironic.
Barbossa: [comes down and throws the key to Will ’s cell to Pintel] Bring him!
[in a boat with the rest of the soldiers and Jack ] Norrington: I don’t care for the situation. Any attempt to storm the cave could turn to an ambush.
Jack : Not if you’re the one doing the ambushing. I go in to convince Barbossa to send his men out in their little boats. You and your mates return to the Dauntless and blast the beejesus outta them with your little cannons, aye? [puts an arm on Norrington’s shoulder] What do you have to lose?
Norrington: [peels off the arm] Nothing I’d lament being rid of.
Jack : Now, to be quite honest with you, there’s still a slight risk for those aboard the Dauntless which includes the future Mrs. Commodore .
[on the Interceptor] Gillette : [pulling Elizabeth along with another soldier] Sorry, but for your own safety.
Elizabeth : I don't care what the Commodore ordered, I must tell him! The pirates…they cannot be killed!
Gillette : Don’t worry, miss, he’s already informed of that. A little mermaid flopped up on deck and told him the whole story. [shuts the doors]
Elizabeth : This is Jack Sparrow ’s doing! [she is locked in]
Scene 21: (The blood ritual, again, interrupted)
[on the way to the Aztec gold] Pintel: [to Will ] No reason to fret, it’s just a prick in the finger, a few drops of blood.
Twigg: No mistakes this time. He’s only half-Turner. We spill it all.
Pintel: Guess there is reason to fret.
Jack : [pushing through the crowd of pirates] Beg your pardon.
Barbossa: [is ready to slit Will ’s throat] Begun by blood…
Jack : Excuse me.
Barbossa: …by blood un –
Will: Jack !
Barbossa: S’not possible.
Jack : Not probable.
Will : Where’s Elizabeth ?
Jack : She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.
Barbossa: Shut up! You’re next. [leans in to slit Will ’s throat again]
Jack : You don’t want to be doing that, mate.
Barbossa: No, I really think I do.
Jack : Your funeral.
Barbossa: Why don’t I want to be doing it?
Jack : Well, because [pushed a pirate’s arm off his shoulder]…because the HMS Dauntless, pride of the Royal Navy, is floating just offshore…waiting for you.
[in the boats] Murtogg: What are we doing here?
Mullroy: Pirates come out, unprepared and unawares, we catch them in the crossfire, send them down to see old Hobb.
Murtogg: I know why we’re here. I mean why aren’t we doing for once what Mr. Sparrow said we should do. With the cannons and all.
Norrington: Because it was Mr. Sparrow who said it.
Murtogg: You think he wasn’t telling the truth?
[in the cave] Jack : Just hear me out, mate. You order your men to row out to the Dauntless; they do what they do best. Robert ’s your Uncle Fannie ’s your Aunt, there you are with two ships. The makings of your very own fleet. ‘Course you’ll take the grandest as your flagship and who’s to argue? But what of the Pearl ? Name me Captain, I’ll sail under your colors, I’ll give you ten percent of me plunder and you get to introduce yourself as…Commodore Barbossa. Savvy?
Barbossa: I s’pose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp.
Jack : No, no, no at all by all means, kill the whelp. Just not yet. Wait to lift the curse… until the opportune moment. For instance, [picks up a few medallions] after you’ve killed Norrington’s men… [throws them back as he speaks] every… last… one. [pockets one]
Will : [sees Jack take a piece of the gold] You’ve been planning this from the beginning. Ever since you learned my name.
Jack : Yeah.
Barbossa: I want fifty percent of your plunder.
Jack : Fifteen.
Barbossa: Forty.
Jack : Twenty-five. And I’ll buy you the hat, a really big one…Commodore.
Barbossa: We have an accord. [they shake hands]
Jack : All hand’s to the boats! [sees Barbossa look at him askance] I apologize, you give the orders.
Barbossa: Gents! Take a walk. [the pirates walk away]
Jack : Not to the boats? [the cursed pirates walk on the sea’s floor to the Dauntless, the moonlight revealing their true form]