Cursed Pirate Gift Shop!

[Captain Morgan Barbossa]

Ahoy mateys, and welcome to the new and improved Isla DeMuerta Gift Shop! I've made a few changes since the old shop.. *cough cough* burned down (Thanks to me ignoring it so long!) Anyway, here's the new set up!

1. There will now be an organized line - I will peridiocally post the order in which your will recieve your gifts, which means you may order as soon as you get here, but you may have to wait to get it.

2. From now on, you will actually be recieving items!! I will make little pictures of what you ask for and then you can put them in your sig when you purchase them Don't you all love me so much! Heh heh....I'll take that as a No.

3. Since I am making real items now, I think its only fair that there is real payment... If I may make the suggestion of having some type of monatary system based on number of posts? You can offer a certain number of Gold pieces (posts) and then I can make the necessary changes.

Will this work for everyone? If so, then you may start ordering!!

[Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon]

(WOOT!If posts are money,I'm bloody rich!! 8-)Here's a round on me,lads,lol)

Rick MacKinnon wandered into the gift shop,looking around suspiciously,as though expecting someone to be following him.For once,though,he's alone.He approaches the desk,still looking around,though now it seems to be more like taking in his surroundings with mild interest than glancing over his back to check if he's being tailed.

"'Ey,Barbossa...mate...I'm...well,'m not actually sure what I wanna get exactly...I'd like t'get Emma somethin' nice..."He jingles the coins in the deep pockets of his long,dark blue coat,as if to indicate that money isn't an object....or much of one,anyway,there are limits after all...

[Captain Morgan Barbossa]

::As Rick walks in, Barbossa is slumped over sleeping on the counter, a spiderweb attached to his hat. The place is covered in dust, as no one else has been here in months... However, as soon as he hears the coins jingling in the customer's pocket, he jumps up, smiling and wide awake::

"Riiiiick, me lad! Nice ta see ya mate! 'Scuse the mess, the maid 'asn't come in taday..." ::He leads Rick away from the counter, presumably to examine some merchandise, and covertly throws a mop at Jack Monkey, who is also sleeping on the counter. She mumbles a bit, but gets to work cleaning the store::

"So, ye say yer looking fer something ta give ta emma, eh? What kinda gift didja 'ave in mind? An, more importantly, 'ow much are ye willin' ta pay fer it...?" ::He grins. Insert maniacal laughter here::

[Rose Glassman/Hawk Aureye]

Hawk walks in closely after Rick, with his usual wary, slightly paranoid expression in his eyes. He clears his throat behind Rick and waves idly to Barbossa. "'m lookin' for somethin' similar t' what Rick'll be orderin'...somethin' fer a lass..." He colours faintly, but offers no name. "Just show Rick whatcha got, 'll look..."

[Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon]

Rick paused thoughtfully.Well...he knew what not to get Emma...Just by virtue of being Emma,she wouldn't want him getting her pretty dresses,or useless baubles...She was already quite attatched to her scarf,and didn't really need anything else in the way of clothes...Rick shrugged."Well,'ve got two ideas,I guess...I could get 'er a weapon...she's got plenty'f knives,an' a good sword,but she could use as nicer pistol,maybe....or I could get 'er a new flask,but...nah,I'd forgotten...dammit...well,all righ',what'f ye got in th' way'f pistols?An' I'll need t'see somethin' before I come up with an offer..."

[Captain Morgan Barbossa]

::Barbossa nods slowly, thinking for a moment::

"AHA!" ::He leads Rick over to an odd-looking chest int he corner of the shop. After sweeping away some of the cobwebs and dust, he finally found the key-hole and pulled a large key-ring from his coat pocket. He unlocked the chest, and rummaged around inside::

"Ahh, 'ere she be! The best pistol in th' whole o' the Caribbean! Me first love...." ::He holds up a large silver pistol with black engraving along the barrel -- "My heart belongs to the Sea" -- and a gold skull with ruby eyes on the handle. It truely was a magnificent weapon::

"What say ye, Rick? If it's too pricey for ye, I'm sure I 'ave some other, less attractive items around 'ere somewhere..." ::He grinned a bit::

[Carrie "Longshanks" Barker]

*Carrie grins and steals Jack the crunchy off Barbossa's shoulder and proceeds to run with the squealing ball of fluff.*

[Captain Morgan Barbossa]

"ME MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ::Barbossa races to the wall and presses a small red button, causing several titanium alloy doors to slam closed, sealing off the exits. He grabs Carrie by the hem of her shirt:: "WHAT IN THE NAME O' ALL THAT IS RUM D'YE THINK YER DOIN?!"