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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Oct 19, 2003 20:24:22 GMT -5
::As you step onto the rocks of the feared Island of the Dead, you are greeted by none other then Captain Barbossa himself::
"Welcome ta Isla DeMuerta, matey! Here ye can learn 'ow ta be a real pirate, or sign up ta give lessons! Either way, ye'll be payin' me a small fee, o' course...but nothin' a good pirate can't afford! Hehehehe. Now, state yer name and purpose, and I might find it in me black 'eart ta let ye in...."
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Oct 23, 2003 21:06:20 GMT -5
::Glares at the stupid ickle seamonkeys who refuse to post in his thread....::
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Oct 24, 2003 7:50:29 GMT -5
:As though summoned by the glaring,Emma staggers out of a nearby pub.She frowns slightly,thinking,then giggles:Pirate Lessons,eh?I don' think I'm in need of 'em,mate,but I'll glady help yeh out....
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Post by Gwyn the Wren on Oct 25, 2003 21:25:04 GMT -5
*apparently stalking emma, walks in* Me name would be Gwyn Kay, cap'n; and as i would hope anyone would know, i should like to learn to...eh... be a pirate... which is of course why the thread was started, aye? I mean... er...
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Oct 25, 2003 22:58:56 GMT -5
::Tries hard not to laugh at Gwyn's attempt to be un-piratey, and steps up to her:: Welcome, lass, ta the dreaded isle o' the cursed pirates! I see ye be in desprate need o' lessons... ::cough::...so ye came ta the right place! Now, fer a small fee o' course, ye can get trainin' from the best pirate that e'er sailed the sever seas...Me!
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Post by Gwyn the Wren on Oct 28, 2003 20:48:51 GMT -5
What sort of fee?
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Oct 29, 2003 22:00:10 GMT -5
::Looks around as he ponders what he could demand as a fee:: Aha! I got it! All I ask in return fer piratin' lessons is a monkey-sized dress, fer Jack 'ere. Seems like a fair bargain ta me.... Do we 'ave an accord?
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Post by Gwyn the Wren on Oct 31, 2003 16:14:11 GMT -5
well, i s'pose i could find a dress for *pauses* Jack, did you call the... monkey?
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Samuel Forders
Apprentice/Of the Crew
Tortuga Shop Keeper/Pirate
~Samuel Forders~
Posts: 121
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Post by Samuel Forders on Nov 3, 2003 7:30:53 GMT -5
"Pirate lessons what a funny idea, argh, I'm already a pirate so I guess I'll be movin' on."
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Nov 17, 2003 14:29:10 GMT -5
(Arg, I apologize fer me long absense - I think me teachers need a nice, long vacation to Davy Jones Locker, if ye know what I mean...heh heh heh)
::Barbossa looks at Gwyn, puzzled:: Ye ain't ne'er heard o' the legendary JackMonkey? I take it yer not from the Caribbean, mate. Ah well. Ye can look fer her dress later. Fer now. we can start with yer lessons...
(g2g to class - will post later. Sowwy!!)
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Samuel Forders
Apprentice/Of the Crew
Tortuga Shop Keeper/Pirate
~Samuel Forders~
Posts: 121
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Post by Samuel Forders on Nov 18, 2003 17:00:42 GMT -5
"Now here here Barbossabutt, that's not very nice sayin' yer wan't to send somebody to davy jones locker, well at least ya didn't say you wanted to send um to hell."
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Nov 18, 2003 22:08:21 GMT -5
::Blink blink:: Is there a difference...? ;D
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Nov 18, 2003 22:39:01 GMT -5
(Yay, I have time to post! *dances*)
::Barbossa drags Gwyn to a large table set up on the cliff face, and pulls off the cover. Underneath is the largest display of knives, pistols, cannon balls, and yes, even mugs of various drinks (stolen from Tortuga, mind ye!) in the whole of the Caribbean, which is saying a lot. Barbossa then hands Gwyn a long, notched cutlass, and eventually chooses one for himself::
The first thin' ye 'ave ta know about bein' a pirate is 'ow ta defend yerself. Now, 'old yer sword out and try a practice swing on that post there. ::He indicates a tall, very worn out piece of driftwood propped up in between two rocks:: Just take a couple swings an' see 'ow well ye do.
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Post by Victoria Brighton on Dec 29, 2003 19:10:38 GMT -5
(What a fun idea *watches from a side point at the events*)
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Post by Charlotte Minnows~Lotty~ on Dec 29, 2003 19:12:07 GMT -5
*Lotty enters nervously and looks at Gwyn and Barbossa.* "Teah me, then, sounds fun!"
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