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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Oct 18, 2003 21:33:14 GMT -5
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!! ::Barbossa screamed, and jumped out of his seat, hoping to catch the filthy roach that was trying to steal his ickle monkey::
::But as soon as he stood up, the chair that was attached to his leg tipped over, dragging him down with it. The molasses flew out of the bucket and covered the back of his coat. He grabbed onto a nearby rope to try to pull himself up, but all he succeeded in doing was pulling a bucket of pink sequence on top of him. He rolled around for a moment, trying to fight the evil decorations off, but only got himself covered in more molasses::
::He finally pulled himself up, and looked around the room. He glared, and poofed a few pieces of sequence out of his mouth. Then he saw Emma and Rick in the corner, trying hard not to burst out laughing. He knew immediately who had done this too him::
::He calmly walked back into the kitchen, and came out a few minutes later carrying a large bag in one hand, and a woven basket in another. He walked up to Rick, smiled, and dumped the bag full of hungry crabs down his pants. He then turned to Emma, and let the giant tarantula loose in her hair. He grinned at them both, and stepped back to watch the show::
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Post by Arayel Montclaire on Oct 18, 2003 23:35:41 GMT -5
*Arayel Laughed uproariously when Barbossa managed to "molases and sequin himself. That was the funniest thing she had ever seen in years. She blinks when Barbossa rushes off and returns dumping crabs down Ricks pants and laughs out right agani. BUt when Bossa pulls out the tarantula she shrieks loudly and jumps on the table* SPIDER!!!!! HUGE HAIRY UGLY BRUTE OF A SPIDER. KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!!!! *Most of the pub is looking at her as though she is seriously deranged now but she cares not. Her breathing ragged as she eyes the Tarantula, and she pulls her pistol aiming it at the hairy eight legged creature*
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Post by Carrie "Longshanks" Barker on Oct 19, 2003 15:58:45 GMT -5
*Hands Evelyn her flask of rum* ""ere ye are dear! Noone should 'ave to beg for drink. Especially from Barbossa!" *Carrie then Raspberries at Barbossa and steals Jack the crunchy monkey*
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Oct 19, 2003 17:22:55 GMT -5
:When Barbossa leaves the room,Rick begins laughing so hard that he can barely breathe.This is cut short,however,when he has a bag of crabs dumped into his trousers.He begins moving about wildy, in an attempt to rid himself of the pinching monstrosities,the effect being that he seems to be dancing,with crabs flying out of his torn-off shorts occasionally.:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!:Emma curls up in a little ball and begins shaking and sobbing-for Barbossa has uncovered her one weakness,her Achilles heel,her kryptonite,if you will.She is afraid,nay,paralyzingly terrified,of spiders.She does not even notice Arayel aiming a gun at her head...:
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Post by Arayel Montclaire on Oct 19, 2003 17:31:16 GMT -5
*Arayel stands shakingly gun still aimed when she take a deep breath* Now I suggest someone gets the ickle beasty off of Emma's 'ead, cause judgin' by 'er reaction she likes 'em no better than I do meself, and takes it out of here as quickly as they possibly can *She says giving barbossa a withering glance and turning the gun on him, aiming dead center at his head* Savvy? You may be undead and cursed but I know for a fact a bullet to the brain 'as still gotta 'urt like 'ell. At least I would imagine
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Oct 19, 2003 17:42:29 GMT -5
:Rick,having sucessfully evicted all of the crabs from his pants,rushes to Emma's side.A bit hesitantly,he picks up the spider and flings it from the window.He is none too fond of the little monsters,though he is not afflicted with Emma's paralyzing fear of them.He wipes his hands on his shirt,Then kneel's beside Emma:Are yeh all righ'?
:Emma,very slowly,uncurls her body.She looks around,eyes wide,breathing heavy.When she sees Rick.she smiles slightly.Then she remembers the spider and shudders,her body going limp.At first it appears she has lost consciousness,but then she speaks...:I need rum...
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Oct 19, 2003 20:13:20 GMT -5
::Barbossa is so busy rolling around laughing that he doesn't notice that the spider has already been taken care of. After a few moments, he wipes his eyes and picks himself up. He waltzes over to Emma and Rick, a huge grin plastered on his face, and shakes their hands. Then he pulls out a couple of mugs of rum and hands them each one:: I'd say we be even now, mateys, eh? ::He winks at Emma, and turns to walk away. Suddenly, he whirls around, swinging a small rubber spider in front of her face. Then he falls back to the floor laughing again::
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Oct 19, 2003 20:21:40 GMT -5
:Emma smiles as Barbossa hands her the rum:Aye...we're even:She takes a sip of the rum,calming down a bit,her frazzled nerves returning to normal.All of a sudden,there appears to be another spider before her.With a shriek of terror,she spills all of her rum down Barbossa's front.Then,she curls back up and begins whimpering:Oh,God...not spiders....please,someone,get them away....oh,God....
:Rick stands up,glaring at Barbossa:Eh,c'mon now!Yeh can't go exploitin' someone's weakness like tha'!I's just indecent!:He snatches the spider and smacks Barbossa with it a few times,before flinging it out of the window as well:
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Oct 19, 2003 20:30:46 GMT -5
::Barbossa glares at Rick:: Arg, ye call me indecent, but ye just slapped me with a spider! *Grumblegrumble* No rum fer ye! ::He steals Ricks rum, hits him on the head with a giant pink herring, and scampers off to find a dryer shirt::
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Oct 19, 2003 20:35:56 GMT -5
:Rick stares:How c'n yeh be talkin' abou' me bein' indecent,when yeh're with'oldin' rum?!?!?!:He is cut off from further protesting when is is knocked out by a large pink herring.He falls on top of Emma,snapping her out of her spider-induced psychotic breakdown:
:Emma gets up:BARBOSSA,YOU...YOU...YOU SEAMONKEY!!!
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Post by Evelyn on Oct 20, 2003 0:03:16 GMT -5
"HAHAHAHA!" Evelyn laughs out loud and notices as Carrie hands her another rum. "Thank ye there..." Evelyn begins but is cut off when she notices Carrie take off with Jack's monkey. Evelyn smiles slyly as the whole raucous begins to calm. Soon then she turns to Barbossa. "Hey Bossa! Have ye noticed someone did steal yer Monkey!" Evelyn said taking a sip of her drink wonderin' what crazy thing is going to happen next.
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Post by Arayel Montclaire on Oct 20, 2003 2:10:05 GMT -5
*Arayel holsters her pistol, very grateful the whole spider thinng had been taken care of and coming down off her table to sit in a chair with a sigh of relief She grumbbles a bit about Barbossa and his inane sense of humor before pulling out her flask and taking a long swig o' rum. She decided if nothing else being on Isle Demuerts definitely kept one on one's toes.*
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Oct 20, 2003 19:45:06 GMT -5
:Jack snuck in he back door, looking around then sat down silently, calmly waiting for the oppurtune moment to cause some trouble:
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Post by Evelyn on Oct 20, 2003 20:06:35 GMT -5
Evelyn was still chuckling from what had occured and noticed Jack out of the corner of her eye but made no sound as he took a seat away from them all. 'Must be plannin' some trouble...' Evelyn grinned inside looking around at everyone wondering what else might occur.
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Oct 20, 2003 21:29:04 GMT -5
::Barbossa sees Carrie running away with his monkey and he immediately jumps up after her:: OI!! Where ye takin' me JackMonkey?! Come back 'ere!! JAAAAAACK!!! ::He is so busy trying to get his Crunchy Monkey back that he doesn't notice Jack come into the pub....::
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Jack the Crunchy Monkey
