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Post by Saber & Kat Tompson on Dec 30, 2005 1:33:07 GMT -5
Kat smiled and handed Emma the bottle. Then she ran for cover behind a giant Xbox that suddenly appeared.
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Post by Emma on Dec 30, 2005 1:36:24 GMT -5
:Emma huggles the bottle happily,brings it to her lips...then drops the empty bottle.In slow-motion,it shatters,and she clenches her fists at the sky,a black cloak fluttering behind her and a helmet appearing on her head:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
:Rick,having done his good deed for the day,is now sneaking around in a giant mechanical purple cow.Stealthily,the cow creeps up behind Kat...:
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Post by Saber & Kat Tompson on Dec 30, 2005 12:48:04 GMT -5
Kat cackled evily from behind her giant X box. Suddenly she heard a noise behind her."Ahhhhhh!" She ran around the ship being chased by a purple cow till she got back to her X box. Then picking up a giant controller she commanded a giant Jiggly Puff to attack the cow.
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Aaron Fletcher
New Citizen/New Sailor
"Love and War... Preferably make lots of both."
Posts: 36
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Post by Aaron Fletcher on Dec 30, 2005 15:13:10 GMT -5
Aaron groaned and sat up. "Well i've learned my lesson. Never try to be charming to someone after shooting their friend." He stood up and saw the battle going on between the Jiggly Puff and the purrple cow. Pushing a button that he pulled from his pocket a very "comfy chair!" (dramatic music) appears and he sits down. "This is going to be good!"
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Dec 30, 2005 23:42:33 GMT -5
:Rick's purple cow fights valiantly against the jigglypuff,but to no avail!The cow explodes in a rain of glitter,leaving Rick weeping among the shrapnel.Emma,meanwhile,has been forgotten...she sits on the street corner,wearing dark glasses and playing the harmonica for spare change:
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Post by Saber & Kat Tompson on Dec 31, 2005 1:10:02 GMT -5
Kat smiles satifactory at her brilliant victory and goes walking off into the brilliant sunset dropping a few dud coins into Em's tin cup as she passes.
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Dec 31, 2005 1:12:12 GMT -5
:Emma smiles obliviously up at Kat:God bless,Lady...:she takes the fake coins and takes them to a bar.The barkeep gives her...fake rum!She weeps bitterly...:
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Aaron Fletcher
New Citizen/New Sailor
"Love and War... Preferably make lots of both."
Posts: 36
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Post by Aaron Fletcher on Dec 31, 2005 17:31:30 GMT -5
Aaron claps and cheers "wow what a great fight!" he walks over to the bar taking care to order a real rum he sits down next to Emma. "Hi! I dont think we've met." He says smiling
(is just doing this to tottaly tick Emma and Rick off)
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Jan 1, 2006 22:12:05 GMT -5
:Emma looks up from her bitter weeping suspiciously,drawing her eyes away from Aaron's rum:
...No,I don' think we 'ave...I'm Emma,an' ye are?
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Jan 1, 2006 22:55:22 GMT -5
::Barbossa waddles into the Padded Ship, wearing a live peacock on his head for a hat and holding a not-yet-exploding platypus in each hand:: "All right, me 'earties, this be a hold up!" ::He points the platypi at Emma and Aaron, grinning like a lunatic::
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Aaron Fletcher
New Citizen/New Sailor
"Love and War... Preferably make lots of both."
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Post by Aaron Fletcher on Jan 1, 2006 23:05:52 GMT -5
Aaron smiled and extended a hand. "Aaron Fletcher at your..." He paused and looked at the peacock wearing Barbossa. "if you'll excuse me chap I was trying to have a conversation with this lady. Here." Picking up the fake rum he hands it to Bossa. "Take this for your pains."
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Jan 2, 2006 23:42:08 GMT -5
:Emma grins at Barbossa as he enters...Aaron has been freaking her out a little:Barbossa!'Ow are ya?:hits him with a massive zebra:
:Rick wanders in wearing what is either a kilt or a catholic schoolgirl skirt,and looks at the others:Hey,Em?Does this make me look fat?
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Aaron Fletcher
New Citizen/New Sailor
"Love and War... Preferably make lots of both."
Posts: 36
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Post by Aaron Fletcher on Jan 2, 2006 23:49:20 GMT -5
Aaron, realizing he is being ignored, picks up his mrshmellow shooter once more! Only this time he loads it with bushels of meeping turtles! He runs around the room crazily shooting at everything. Then taking careful aim he goes to make a shot at Barbossa's back side.
Meanwhile the meeping turtles, after having been shot out of the gun, have started to eat anything and everything that is green.
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Mar 8, 2006 13:22:51 GMT -5
*Barbossa meeps loudly as one of the turtles begins to attack his peacock. The bird sqwaks, pecks at the turtle's tongue, then flies off to land, predictably, on Rick's head. It looks down at his skirt and, blinking, lays an egg on his head before flying off through the ventilation duct*
*Barbossa crosses his arms* Damn ye, Rick! Ye scared me hat off!! *Chucks a sleeping meeping turtle at his face* An' yes, the skirt makes ye look like a whale.
*Cackles as Rick suddenly turns into an actual whale*
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Jul 7, 2006 23:46:45 GMT -5
:Rick, now rather larger and less human than usual, looks down at himself, and lets out a mournful cry. Some froofy naturalist comes by, records Rick's lamenting whale-noises, and sells them as a CD and becomes fabulously wealthy:
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