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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Aug 29, 2003 20:48:17 GMT -5
::Reads the songs and dies laughing::
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Aug 30, 2003 0:29:28 GMT -5
Heh heh...this one be from Barbossa to Saber. It's sort of a love song, but it sounds kinda like something Barbossa would say....here ya go!
Title: Fireproof
Artist: Pillar
Enjoy!
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Post by Saber & Kat Tompson on Aug 30, 2003 1:57:12 GMT -5
*finds song...can barely understand a word of it cuz music is to loud...finds lyrics...reads them....meeps loudly*
I really have no idea what to say Barbossa lol. Hmmm...I just might try to set you on fire to see if you really mean it. lol. thanks muchly! *pokes afectionitly*
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Post by Saber & Kat Tompson on Aug 30, 2003 4:03:02 GMT -5
HA! Found something to say Right back at ya Barbossa! lol Song: If I Can't Love Her Artist: Beauty and the Beast -Stage production *g* For those of you who have looked at this already I changed the song...this one is better *grin* I really think this discribes Barbossa and the way he might feel. If you cant find it I can post the lyrics <Bossa edit: Does this mean you think Barbossa is a sexy beast? Heh, I knew you'd come around!  > |
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Post by Will Turner on Sept 1, 2003 1:35:55 GMT -5
Okay Jack this one is dedicated to you, although I have no clue who sings it. I just picture the Austin Poweres scene only Will is singing it to a mini Jack *g*"Just the Two of Us"Tobbs this ones for you, its by Lifehouse. I dont know the actual title but i know they say "Im falling even more in love with you" well for this dedication it goes like this: "Jacks falling even more in love with you" *g*Bossabutt this is fer ye and its by Michale Jackson: "Thriller" Just seems to fit ye mate *ebil grinn* muwhahaha.<Bossa edit: Oooo, I've always loved that song!> And this one goes to ol' Bootstrap Bill, most of it doesnt actually fit but the title fits 'im well. Me poor dad. "Under the sea."
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Post by Victoria Brighton on Sept 1, 2003 5:01:15 GMT -5
Will, lol, omg! I just heard that song and was wondering who it was by! *pokes and laughs* great new lyrics ya made!
Alrightums, Im doin this in random order as I find funny songs Ive never heard of!
BBB, here's the first! Its a girl scout song I found on the internet! More to come! Its about ye bein all gory and such in the rpg! Ahahaha!
CANNIBAL SONG
(Tune -Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
Stir, stir, stir the soup
Taste it with a spoon
Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy
Hope she'll be done soon.
Sniff, sniff, sniff the meat
Salt it like you should
Tasty, tasty, tasty, tasty
Humans taste so good.
Slurp, slurp, slurp it down
Never get enough
Hope we trap more humans soon
We're crazy 'bout this stuff.
Whew, phew, burp, I'm full
Think I'm going to pop
Phooey, phooey, phooey, phooey
Guess I'll have to stop.
Gosh, darn, golly gee
Wish it wasn't so
Oh, well, what the heck
Pass me one more toe.
*...doesnt know how she found this song and realizes its 3 am* hmm...more to come!
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Post by Victoria Brighton on Sept 1, 2003 5:06:34 GMT -5
And talkin bout proncesses BBB... (changes Princess Pat to Bb)
Tune- The Other Day I Met A Bear)
The Princess BB
Light Infantry
She sailed across
The seven seas
She sailed across
The channel too
And she took with her
A ric-a-dam-do
Chorus:
A ric-a-dam-do
Now what is that?
It's a somethin' made
By the Princess BB
It's red and gold
And purple too
That's why it's called
A ric-a-dam-do
Now Captain Jack
Had a mighty fine crew
He sailed across
The channel too
His ship did sink
And yours will too
Unless you take
A ric-a-dam-do
(Chorus)
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Post by Victoria Brighton on Sept 1, 2003 5:10:36 GMT -5
To jack the crunchy monkey! I dunno why...
(I being Jack the Monkey)
Tune-Battle Hymn of the Republic)
I wear my pink pajamas
In the summer when it's hot,
I wear my flannel nightie
In the winter when it's not,
And sometimes in the springtime
And sometimes in the fall
I jump between the covers
With nothin' on at all!
Glory, glory what's it to ya,
Glory, glory what's it to ya,
Glory, glory what's it to ya,
If I jump between the covers
With nothin' on at all!
*shivers at thought of Jack the monkey without pink flannel pajamas on* ewwww *g* At least its not someone else right? *points innocently to Bootstrap Bill's direction in the sea*
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Post by Victoria Brighton on Sept 1, 2003 5:15:37 GMT -5
Ahahaha! If you only knew how tired I am and how many funny songs there are on this girl scout funny song site! This next one is to Kat and Clarion *g* mebbe saber and bbb too? well, saber/kat or both are the person telling the tale or "i" and the boy is clarion/bbb or both!
SIPPIN' CIDER
(Tune-The Other Day I Met A Bear)
Each verse is sung twice, the first time echoes on each line, the second time yodels the word "cider".
The cutest boy
I ever saw
Was sippin' ci-
Der through a straw
The cutest boy I ever saw
Was sippin' ci-d-i-d-ider through a straw.
I asked him if
He'd show me how
To sip some ci-
Der through a straw ...
He said of course
He'd show me how
To sip some ci-
Der through a straw...
First cheek to cheek
Then jaw to jaw
We sipped that ci-
Der through a straw...
And bit by bit
That straw did slip
And we sipped ci-
Der lip to lip...
That's how I got
My mother-in-law
And forty-nine kids
To call me Ma...
The moral of
This little tale
Is don't sip ci-
Der through a straw
The moral of this little tale
Is don't sip ci-de-i-de-ider through a straw...
Drink ginger ale!
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Post by Victoria Brighton on Sept 1, 2003 5:27:03 GMT -5
*meeps sadly* It seems as I entered "funny songs " in the search engine, it forgot to tell me the link! pft pft pft! now I cant go back! ah well, was fun whilst it lasted! Will, me'll have to get ya a song a.s.a.p., norry too and rose and others!
Jack, here ish me serious song for ya, from Tobbs to Jack, though i dunno if it'll be never...*g*
Artist:Avril Lavigne
Title:Things I'll never say
Oh, and if you havent heard it and look for the lyrics online, be careful because some of them have wrong lyrics and mix up words and such!
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Post by Victoria Brighton on Sept 1, 2003 5:32:42 GMT -5
And last for the time being! *drum roll* is located here, and it actually plays, so turn up yer volume and watch it closely! lol, me rl bro found it *shakes head* here's the link- funnyjunk.com/pages/ice_cream.htm |
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Post by Saber & Kat Tompson on Sept 1, 2003 13:29:30 GMT -5
*galres at Tobbs* You better be hiding ma dear.
Ok I love the muppets and after i heard this i just couldnt resist. I changed the words a bit to fit what I wanted *grin*
To:Barbossa and Jack the monkey
"The monkey came back"
Barbossa had a monkey that they wouldn't let him keep
So he put her up for sale at a price he thought was cheap
He took her to a sailor to ask him for advice
He said, "Leave the monkey here. She can help me with the mice."
But the monkey came back, she wouldn't stay away
She was sitting on the deck the very next day
Jack came back, she didn't want to flee
The very next day it was Home, Sweet Sea.
Then Bossa met a man who was sailing way out West
He would take Jacky along as a special honored guest
The rudder it was wobbly, he sank beneath the sea!
The ship was just a total wreck as anyone could see
But the monkey came back, she wouldn't stay away
She was sitting on the deck the very next day
Jack came back, she didn't want to flee
The very next day it was Home, Sweet Sea.
So Bossa bought a gun from the Human Cannonball
He put Jacky inside with Tri-Nitro Toluol
When he pulled the trigger, the cannon made a roar
The sailors all surrendered 'cause they thought it was a war
But the monkey came back, she wouldn't stay away
She was sitting on the deck the very next day
Jack came back, she didn't want to flee
The very next day it was Home, Sweet Sea.
Then Bossa gave the monkey to a pirate who had a bomb
When he took Jacky away, she was acting cool and calm
And then the bomb exploded, it made an awful sound
They searched and searched for ages but the pirate was never found
But the monkey came back, she wouldn't stay away
She was sitting on the deck the very next day
Jack came back, she didn't want to flee
The very next day it was Home, Sweet Sea.
Saber-Enjoy! lol
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Post by Rose Glassman/Hawk Aureye on Sept 1, 2003 13:38:54 GMT -5
*roffles madly* Good job, everyone XDXD
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Post by Captain Morgan Barbossa on Sept 1, 2003 21:12:36 GMT -5
::Reads all the songs dedicated to him and Jack Monkey and roffles massively:: Guys, ye be too much!!! ::Goes back to roffling, as the songs are hilarious::
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Sept 4, 2003 14:20:23 GMT -5
This is my warped out lyrics from Blink182's "The Rock Show" to Tobbs...thought it might be funny..
Hanging out behind the tavern on the weekends
Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends
I couldn't wait for the summer and the pilfering
I rememeber that it's the first time that I saw her there
She's getting kicked out of Port Royale cause she's looting
I'm kinda nervous, cause I think all her friends hate me
She's the one, she'll always be there
She took my hand and I made it I swear
Because I fell in love with the girl at the tavern
She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, better sneak in through her window
Everything's better when she's around
Can't wait until the navy goes out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the tavern
When we said we were gonna move to Aruba
I remember the look her mother gave us
Reckless and drunk, without purpose or direction
We don't owe anyone a bloody explanation...
I fell in love with the girl at the tavern
She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, better sneak in through her window
Everything's better when she's around
Can't wait until the navy goes out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the tavern
Got a portrait of her on my wall
I waited for her call, she always kept me waiting
And if I ever got another chance I'd still ask her to dance
Because she kept me waiting
I fell in love with the girl at the tavern
She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, better sneak in through her window
Everything's better when she's around
Can't wait until the navy goes out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the tavern
Silly.....yup....enjoy
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Jack the Crunchy Monkey
