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[Saber & Kat Tompson]

OKs, most of youes peoples knows hows this works, but for the newbies, and as a refresher, I’ll explain it anyways. (ignore the odd accent… I have no clue why I did that)

The RPG plot is basically done, just polishing it up a bit. However I regret to announce, due to some unfortunate circumstances, having almost entirely nothing to do with the fact that I got in trouble with higher powers the other night *cough cough*, it’s going to be postponed to sometime (hopefully) next … week… month… sometime. If I genuinely can’t do it >_< I’ll let someone know, and… well you guys will have to find a new RPG leader… which means a new plot and everything, because this one has way too many of my characters in it for you all to use it.

This RPG will be taking place about a year after the one we didn’t finish. Which, by my calculations was supposed to be happening about two to three years after the first film (just forget about the second film for now ok? Sheesh…)

That being said, here is what this thread is all about. Here you are to post 1.) Your interest in participating in the site wide (everyone’s invited) rpg. 2.) The Characters you intend to play in this particular rpg. And 3.) Once the rpg gets started, any questions, concerns, or plot twists you might have. Where I or another staff member will get back to you as soon as possible.

When you post showing your interest and Character, please do it in this format.

(all of this applies to character and not your rl self XD)
Name: (full is preferable)
Age: (this can be confusing because of the way we do our rpgs… but I’m sure you all can figure it out)
Alliance: (Neron, Barbossa, Jack, “Lucky Jack” or “self”)

Physical Description: (Please include height, clothing, hair and eye color, and any weapons or skills your character might have.)

History: (Try to keep it short!! But please remember to include important things, especially if they relate to another person. i.e. “Saber has a past with both Barbossa and Aaron >_>” I’m probably going to end up breaking the rule of keeping it short XD)

[Saber & Kat Tompson]

Name: Sarah Cate Tompson AKA “Saber” or “le Sabre”
Age: 26
Alliance: Jack

Physical Description: Saber is 5ft 3in tall, with thick, chest length, brown hair, and deep blue eyes. She’s built lightly and loves to climb and run around. While her face, and body don’t seem to hold any blemish, her arms and legs are covered in scars. She wears a once white shirt, dark blue breeches, and a pair of thick black boots. A set of blue stays and a green sash sit on top of that. You will almost never see her without her blue silk scarf on her head. She carries a saber, a pistol, and three knives. One at her waist, one in her right boot, and the third in her stays. She is skilled with all of the weapons, but especially the saber.

History: Grew up in Tortuga with her older sister Kat till she was 7 years old. Was spirited away to England by her father after she “witnessed” him kill her mother. Spent 5 years in England, living on the docks as a street rat learning everything she could about ships and sailing. Quite by accident, met a young student at a university, who in exchange for stories of her wild life and the lives of those she witnessed, taught her to fence. She became skilled into both classical fighting styles, and the techniques that sailors use.
Her father, running from the law, took her to France. Lived there for 5 years, while her father ran an illegal fighting arena. Was forced to fight in the arena for 4 years, and lost her (um dignity…er pride? I hate this >_<) when she was 14 years old, because she lost a fight and a bet. When she was 18 she met a man named Morgan Barbossa, who helped her to escape that life. Spent six months with Barbossa on his ship (and we’re still not exactly sure what happened… >_> I blame you BBB!). Left the ship when she found out she was carrying a child. Got in trouble in Tortuga, and was saved by a man named Aaron Fletcher, who she fell in love with, and spent a year with. Was tricked into thinking Aaron was cheating on her, and left.
Three years later, after leaving her daughter Cate in capable decent hands, she was confronted and raped by the man who had tricked her. Later that same week she signed up with the crew of the Black Pearl and Captain Jack Sparrow. In later times she ended up killing her own father, and being reunited with Kat.

Now that’s a ridiculous summery… and gah… so depressing…

“I hate my life.”
“You don’t even have a life…”

Name: Katherine Amelia Tompson AKA “Kat” or “The Kat of Tortuga”
Age: 28
Alliance: Jack

Physical Description: Kat stands at about 5ft 5in tall, with fiery red shoulder length hair, and piercing green eyes. She’s built light, and fast, and always moves with a purpose. She wears a one white shirt, black pants, and thick black boots. On top of that she wears a green lace up vest trimmed with black. You will almost never see her without her flat brimmed black leather hat with green feathers jammed firmly on her head. She carries countless knives, hidden on her person at all times, except for the two that are strapped to her belt. She also carries a brace of pistols, and two flasks of questionable liquid which are surprisingly not rum. She has acrobatic type skills, and is most definitely a calm daredevil. She almost never shows emotion, accept for anger or hate.. or an odd kind of joy when she’s about to go into battle.

History: Lived in Tortuga with her mother, father, and little sister Sarah till she was about 9. When her mother was killed, and her father and sister both disappeared, she became very bitter and angry towards people, especially men. Continued to live in Tortuga, stealing and fighting her way through life. She became very skilled with a knife, and a dead shot with a pistol. She killed a man when she was 14 years old when he tried to kiss her. Found she liked the feeling of power over life, and went out of her way to find excuses to kill people. Became a Mercenary when she was 16, selling her skills to others.
Met a man named Neron Diego, whom she had been asked to kill, when she was 17. He asked her not to kill him, but she decided she couldn’t comply. For two years they battled back and forth, each trying to kill or capture the other. Neron won, and taking Kat prisoner, sold her on the black market to a plantation owner in Spain. Knowing Kat, she gave them all hell, and when she escaped a year later, no one really cared. For ten years now, she and Neron have been at it, trying to find each other and rid themselves of what they consider a nuisance.
One day, when she was about 20 years old, she met a young women named Emma Hawkins, and struck up an unlikely friendship.
When Kat was about 24 years old, she was reunited with her sister, and with Emma, joined the crew of the Pearl. The real question is why? Kat hates to sail, and prefers to be on land… she also tends to hate people, and large groups of them… so is there something darker behind all this…?

“And you talk about me not having a life…”
“At least my life never involved getting myself …”

Ladies! Behave! >_>

[Aaron Fletcher]

Name: Aaron Fletcher
Age: 27
Alliance: Barbossa

Physical Description: Aaron stands about 6 ft 1in tall, with longish white blonde hair, and bright blue eyes. He’s relatively muscular, and can definitely hold his own in a fight. He wears a whitish, light blue shirt, black pants, and black boots with strange white Celtic designs on them. He wears a thick black belt, and a white sash about his waist. He carries on his belt, a cutlass, a pistol, and a long hunting knife.

History: Was born in Tortuga to a dishonest merchant, who was one of the more influential men in Tortuga, and a paranoid mother. His mother died when he was 4, giving birth to his little sister Melissa. Whom he and his father worshiped. Aaron was allowed to roam free, and by the time he was 9, knew all of Tortuga, and was already gaining skills with weapons. His sister, however, was never allowed to leave the house. When Aaron was 13 his father gave him a job as a runner. He delivered messages, and money to his father’s band of spies and cutthroats. When he was 16 he joined a death squad. They made sure people who were supposed to die, died, and silenced loose tongues forever.
He felt sorry for his little sister, who had never seen the outside of the house let alone the wonders of Tortuga, and one night snuck her out a window. The night ended with his sister being raped and drowned before his eyes, all because of who he and his father were. His father never forgave him, and banished him to the lower streets of Tortuga. Aaron began to drown his misery and self hate in rum and women. He still stayed a member of the squad, but it had lost something for him. He made enemies with another member of the squad named Javert, when he caught him stealing money from his father.
A few years later he found Javert and some of his buddies tormenting a young woman. He rescued her and found out she had a child. Taking pity on them both he took them home with him and cared for them both. He found out her name was Saber, and slowly she began to make his hard shell fall away, and expose the loving heart beneath. They fell in love, and he cared for her child as if it was his own. Suddenly, a year later with a blackmail letter in hand, she confronted him about another love. She left him in grief and despair because he never would have cheated on her, he loved her too much.
He sank back into his old ways, and after his heart was broken, found pleasure in breaking the hearts of others. 6 years later he found he was nothing but an empty drunken shell, and looked around for a new line of work. Barbossa was in Tortuga, looking for a crew, and Aaron, having heard of the man’s reputation jumped at the chance. He’s now been sailing with him for about year. And neither of them know, they both have something very much in common (>_<). He has since then been reminded of Saber, and has killed Javert.

“Aaron’s a bastard.”
“You didn’t used to think that you know…”
“Oh shut up.”

[Neron Diego]

Name: Neron Diego or “Master”
Age: 31
Alliance: Self… he’s the captain of his crew lol.

Physical Description: 5ft 10in in height, and well built for his size. Relatively handsome, he comes of Hispanic origin, but he speaks perfect English. His black hair is shoulder length and he lets it hang down, instead of tying it back. He sports a clean cut beard and mustache. His eyes are a dark brown, and normally have a lustful or evil glint in them. He dresses a little nicer then your average pirate. He wears a white silk shirt and a black waistcoat on top of that. Black pants, and boots are the bottom of his costume, and a blood red gentleman’s jacket completes his outfit. Thrust into his thick black leather belt, are a brace of pistols and a dagger. The dagger’s hilt is the skull of some poor small animal, probably a rodent of some sort. At his side hangs a beautiful sword, with a blackened steel hilt, with silver filigree laid into the handle.

History: Doesn’t know where he came from, or who his parents are. Grew up as an urchin in Port Royal. When he was 12 he began to look around for work. When he was 14 he got into an argument over pay, with his employer for the week, and in the dead of night, killed the man. Finding out too late that the man had a daughter, he kidnapped her, and sold her to an old crone. Buying passage on a slave ship, he left Port Royal, and became fascinated with the slave trade.
When the ship made a stop in Tortuga, he decided he had enough of the sea, and “settled down” for a wild life. When he was 18 he realized to have fun you have to have money. Joining a pirate crew, he started as a low seaman… and didn’t like it. When their ship took captive some beautiful young women while raiding a merchant vassal, and the captain simply wanted to toss them overboard, Neron turned the hearts of the crew by telling them the money that was to be had for these beauties. They mutinied and made Neron their new captain. Since them he’s led them through a rollicking “good life” full of money, drink and women.
Neron has no moral compulsion what-so-ever, and made many enemies through his kidnapping and stealing of young women. Somehow he found himself the supposed target of a young woman, who was famed with her ability to dispatch people. In meeting her, he found she had not intended to kill him at all, but then angering her, he accidentally changed her mind. Many times Kat has tried to kill him, and even sometimes managed to foil his plans. He hates her, and would do almost anything to see her dead or at least humiliated.

“I hate this guy…”
“No really kitten? You’ve only tried to kill me… oh what about 50 times now…”

[Captain Morgan Barbossa]

*Cackles at Saber and Aaron's posts* Ohh, I'm such a popular guy... ;D

Name: Captain Morgan Barbossa
Age: really not sure...but if I had to guess I'd pin him at 55
Alliance: Jack Monkey ('cause we all know she's really the one in charge!)

Physical Description: Bossa's about 6' 2", average in build, with shoulder-length, wavy grey-brown hair and matching beard. He wears a dark-blue cotton shirt with loose black pants, worn brown leather boots and a brand-new black captain's coat that swings down to his calves. Covering the dark blue scarf on his head is his characteristic big, fluffy hat. Essentially, he looks the same as he did in the first movie, only a little more cleaned-up since he's not undead anymore.... He carries a loaded pistol at his belt at all times, along with a fancy rapier (stolen, of course) and a flask of water or rum, depending on his mood. In his left boot is concealed a small dagger, for all of those "just-in-case" moments. Jack the Crunchy Monkey can usually be found pearched on his shoulder or head, still wearing her adorable little dressants and sometimes munching on an apple.

History: Oh dear, where to begin? I don't think anyone (myself included) wants to get into whatever kind of twisted childhood he had, and Saber's already explained the whole story between them. We know he spent several years as Jack Sparrow's first mate before taking over as Captain and marooning Jack on an island. He spent ten years sailing around the Caribbean under the curse of the Aztec gold, until he was finally killed by Sparrow and left behind to sink with Isla de Muerta.
By an odd twist of fate, the powers that be saw fit to restore Barbossa's life, and give him another chance to terrorize the Caribbean. Not one to waste such an opportunity, our favorite evil captain set out to form a new crew in our favorite drunken port: Tortuga. There, he met up with a cold man named Aaron...and fell in love with a beautiful assassin by the name of Christiana. Together, the three sought to find an ancient treasure somewhere in Scotland, but before they or Sparrow's crew could lay claim to it, the treasure vanished.
A year later, Barbossa and his crew (now including the Japanese madman, Itami) are once more making their way for Tortuga, hoping to catch a rumored whisper of adventure. For far too long they've been keeping up the image of typical pirates, pillaging merchant ships and small ports for cheap bits of swag. The call of danger and thrill is boiling in Barbossa's blood, he can sense there's been a change in the winds. Something big is about to happen, and whether he's ready for the consequences or not, he plans to meet the impending challenge with his pistol blazing....

[Itami]

(Gonna copy this pretty much straight from his bio.... *cough lazybum cough*)

Name: Fujimiya "Itami" (originally Itsumi) -note: "itami" means "pain" in Japanese-
Age: unknown, appears in his late 20s
Alliance: Barbossa

Physical description: Itami is tall (about 6' 4"), thin and very pale. He has shoulder-length, shaggy black hair (usually unkempt), and a creepy, crooked-tooth smile. A large scar runs from his forehead to his right cheek, and he bares countless scars all over his arms and chest, most of which were self-inflicted. He prefers to wear Western-style attire and gold jewelry, most often stolen, and carries several ornate daggers with him at all times. When he actually bothers to get involved in combat, he uses either his hands (martial arts) or his knives/daggers...maybe even a sword if he can find one. However, he hates using guns, claiming they take all the fun out of killing a person....

History: Itami (originally Itsumi) grew up in a small village in Japan with his mother, two infant sisters, and his grandparents. He never knew his father, who had been killed by bandits before he was born. To survive, his family moved to a tiny village in the countryside, where his mother worked as a seamstress, and his grandmother sold simples. As a boy, his grandfather taught him martial arts and how to wield a sword, and even early on he was recognized as a skilled fighter in hand-to-hand combat. Then, when he was about eight or nine, his village was raided by a band of pirates, and he watched as his entire family was slaughtered before his eyes. Rather than killing him, too, however, the pirate captain brought him aboard their ship and taught him English, raising him thereafter as one of their own. He changed his name to Itami, the Japanese word for "pain" -- not because of the sufferings of his childhood, but because of the pleasure he came to enjoy at bringing misery to others. In fact, he prided himself on his skill at torture, having immediately taken to what he saw as a form of subtle art. Due to his twisted forms of self-training, he himself feels no pain, physically or mentally, making him a very dangerous enemy to encounter. Many consider him to be violently insane.
As for his loyalties, Itami professes to serve no master. He merely joins with whichever side he expects will take the most prisoners, and which side will be more...tolerant of his arts. After having met with Captain Barbossa somewhere in Spain, the two have developed an odd friendship, and have grown to trust one another despite their equally notorious reputations. To Barbossa, Itami is a powerful ally and a perfect weapon against his own many enemies. To Itami, Barbossa is a respectable leader and someone who will help bring him closer to the thing he wants most: innocent flesh to claim as his own.

[Saber & Kat Tompson]

*grins* yeah well I’m thinking it’s more that Saber’s popular >_> Oh well… at least Alain and Javert are dead XD

*Saber edges away from Barbossa and Aaron only to bump into Itami* eek!

*g*

[Eric Jackson]

*Eye twitches at having to make short Erics bio, considering I wrote an entire book on him* lol, I can do it...I think. And dont mind my millions of characters in this one post, Im too lazy to get on all their accounts hehe. ^_^

Name: Eric Gabriel Jackson
Age: 24
Alliance: Jack

Physical Description:Dark blonde hair, slightly long and tossed about on his head, very dark brown eyes, 6’0 tall with a strong build. Usually wears loose fitting brown pants with black boots, a white baggy shirt and black leather belt where he keeps his sword and pistol. Wears a necklace Evelyn made him around his neck.

History: Erics parents were Margaret and Nathan Jackson and his sister, two years younger, was Melissa who was blind. His father was a renound buisness man in London, England where Eric lived until he was 12 years old. His family was close and well respected. Though he and his sister were given anything and everything they could possibly want it always seemed like something was missing, they hated the meticulose rules that went with being wealthy.

At the age of 12, Eric lost everything. His home was burned to the ground, killing his little sister. The two men who wanted to take over Nathans buisness had done it, though they sucessfully framed Erics parents for the crime. Eric spent a year living with family friends until his parents trial came. Margaret was found inncocent but, after the two guilty men bribed the judge, Nathan was found guilty and was hung before the town square in front of his wife and son. Eric and his mother lived on the streets as beggars with only rare bits of help from others (for a brief time he even befriended a young Evelyn Pearl and her father, until he ran away).

For a couple years he lived in the port town of Brighton in southern England until he scrapped up enough money to give to his mother for a fair amount of rent. Arriving to London however he found his mother already working as a maid in a wealthy mans home, though he would soon find out she had tuberculosis. Almost a year later she died from it and once Eric was able to cope with the loss he moved from the mans home and fled to Port Royal to find a new life for himself. There he met a young woman named Ashley who he was engaged to marry until one tragic night he found himself drunk in a bar fight that cost her her life as she took a pirates bullet for him.

He sank into a deep depression, no longer caring about anything or anyone until by complete surprise Evelyn Pearl came back into his life as a very different woman, now being a pirate. He followed her onto a ship, the Pearl, and after that one adventure he left her only once, for a year, afraid of the loss he would feel if she were to die. Unable to deny his love for her he decided to risk all and returned to her and that is where he is now, with Evelyn as another crew member on the infamous Black Pearl!


Name: Tracey Gregory Peyton (Call him TP, only Maddy can call him by his real name as he hates it)
Age: 26
Alliance: Jack

Description: Light brown hair that hangs over his ears and to the base of his neck, pale grey/blue eyes, tall and thin. Has a thin scar along his right cheek. Wears a blue shirt and tan pants tucked into loosley laced boots. A black leather belt hugs his hips and is laced with his sword and two pistols.

History: He was born to a 16 year old prostitute named Shelby Peyton in Tortuga and neither ever knew who his father was. All growing up he was often left alone for hours, even days at a time and was beaten almost nightly by the men his mother would bring home for the evening. By the age of 10 he spent most of his time roaming Tortuga with a group of older boys and began drinking, stealing, and beating anyone he needed to.

At the age of 14 he cut off ties with his mother, began sleeping around, and killed his first man, though it would hardly be his last. Six years later while in one of the more roughty taverns he attempted to seduce and steal from a young red headed woman who sat down next to him. Within an instant a knife was to his throat and another to his side...he had met Madeline Hunter, a fiesty Irish woman who he surprisingly befriended easily. She's the only person he fully trusts and they became "partners in crime" per say. At the age of 24 he found out his mother had been killed by one of her customers and when TP went to hunt the man down he found he'd already comitted suicide. No longer wanting to remain on land he followed Maddy onto the Black Pearl.


Name: Madeline Rene Hunter (Maddy)
Age: 24
Alliance: Jack

Description: Wild red hair, emerald green eyes, tall and thin. Wears a snow white shirt, red pants, and a red
leather corset and a bold red thigh length jacket trimmed in gold. Wears numerous gold bangles and rings and wears large gold hoped earings.

History: Maddy was born in a poor sheep town in Ireland to her parents Leia and Bill. She has two younger sisters, Megan and Anna, and an older brother Wallace who is married with a child of his own. She lived in a one room hut on a struggling sheep farm and was raised in a life of hard labor that left time for nothing else. One hungry winter her father fell ill and died before the seasons end. Her brother had long since moved to the Americas and her mother fell into a state of mental dissaray, leaving Maddy to fend for her family and the farm.

At the age of 13 she began running out of options and began stealing and lying to provide for her family until she was caught and thrown in jail. Months passed before her release and went she went home she found her sister Anna had died of starvation and the others were about to. Swallowing her pride and dignity she went to the wealthy neighborhoods begging for help until a man in his fifties offered to take them all in if she married him and she did, having no other choice. His name was William Delaney.

Their relationship was more father daughter then anything else and Maddy respected his kindness. She stayed with him until his death for years later and found that she was left with everything. However she wanted to get away, to have a life and so left her inheritance to her mother and sister and fled to the Caribbean. She moved all about the islands, never having a set home and picking up many valuable skills. When she met TP they became fast friends and she begged him to join her on the Black Pearl for adventure and he gladly obliged.

[Lucky Jack Aubrey]

Name: Captain Jack Aubrey, aka "Lucky Jack"
Age: 41
Alliance: Royal Navy

Physical Description: Aubrey is a large presence, at 6' 3" and close to 200 lbs. While physically powerful, Aubrey is not particularly muscular, and is prone to stoutness if he neglects his daily swims and climbs to the rigging. He is almost never seen out of a Royal Navy uniform, as he takes great pride in his service. He has a collection of various swords and cutlasses taken from defeated enemies, but really only uses two of them: a dress sword for formal occasions, and a heavy cavalry sabre for boarding actions. He is a stickler for gunnery practice, and his crews boast outstanding reload times and accuracy.

History: Jack was born in Bristol to a retired Army general and member of Parliament, and his wife, the daughter of a wealthy landowner. Due to his family connections, Jack was easily placed as a midshipman at an early age, where he promptly attempted to torpedo his own career through countless indiscretions. Through raw talent and sheer luck, Jack managed to survive long enough to pass for lieutenant, when he was placed in command of the 16-gun brig HMS Sophie. Despite being stuck on a seemingly useless tour on a small, aging warship, Jack managed to capture a vastly larger Spanish xebec-frigate. This stunning victory was only the first of many, as Jack Aubrey's reputation and ability rocketed skyward. Nicknamed "Lucky Jack" by his crewman, Aubrey has had one successful cruise after another, making his way rapidly up the post-captain's list. He has a core group of crewman that follow him from command to command, and currently commands the HMS Surprise, an older 28-gun frigate that Jack has had many successful cruises on and has grown to love dearly.

He is no stranger to the other side of the law, however. After being falsely accused of rigging a stock trade, his name was stricken from the Captain's List. He then busied himself as a privateer for several months. When his name was cleared and rank restored, he was assigned to the Caribbean to put his unique experience and abilities to the test.

[Gerard Bentley]

Name: Gerard Bentley
Age: 28
Alliance: Barbossa

History: He grew up in a normal life. His father was a member of the royal until he was too old to function properly. He saw many pirate hangings and had always felt that it was cruel. He was always on their side.
When he was old enough, he got aboard a ship. His parents thought that he would follow his father and start to sail. But he quickly headed to Tortuga and lived there until he could he could find a Pirate ship to sail with. He did and worked on the ship for many years until the captain was killed by his first mate. Gerard quickly made his way off the ship and is now back in Tortuga.

Physical Description:

[Saber & Kat Tompson]

I forgot to say… that if you do not sign up in this thread by the time I put out the rpg plot, I will consider you uninterested, and not write you a plot twist in the twisted story. You can still join, but don’t expect a major part in the story… these things take some time to plan you know :-P

Also if you dont want a part written for you in the plot let me know ok?

Gerard... your picture is not showing up >_>

Oh and Barbossa... Your real first name is Hector... ;D

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbossa

[Rhal]

*Comes bolting back in* Ooh, almost missed putting up my evil guy. Bwahaha (this is Eric btw)

Name: Rhal
Age: 32
Alliance: Anyone who is evil (Barbossa I s'pose)

Description: Long scraggly brown hair, pale green eyes, never smiles and almost always looks pissed off or annoyed. Wears a black knee length leather jacket with baggy black pants and a black billowy shirt. Around his hips is a brown leather belt laced with two pistols, his sword, and a jagged daggar.

History: Rhal was abandoned as a child and raised in a rundown orphanage on the outskirts of a rough and violent city called Jaqua in France. He never knew who his parents were nor did he care. From a very early age the nuns raising him could see that something wasn't right. He never smiled or interacted well with others. He was constantly stealing, scaring, and hurting the other children, using fear and punishment to get his way.

As soon as he was sixteen the nuns kicked him out of the orphanage, though he was glad for it. Making his way he stole away on a pirate ship and earned his way as a member of the crew, eventually making his way up as the captains right hand man, before he killed him upon arrival in the Caribbean, stole his money, and took off.

He's been a vicious pirate ever since, making his way about the Caribbean stealing and killing anything and anyone that he deems necessary, no one is safe from him, not even children. He always has a hunger for violence and always satisfies it. Now he is simply looking for another ship that will take him, wanting to be back on the seas living the life of a murderous and feared pirate.

[Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon]

I'm just back from a trip, and a little tired... I'll edit this post all proper tomorrow evening, but for now, placeholder!!

Emma Hawkins-22

Rick MacKinnon-23

Christiana O'Riley-20? That one's subject to change, I think...Bios and all will come when I'm less brain-fuzzley.

[Captain Morgan Barbossa]

.....

Dude....

HECTOR?!?!?!? GAAAH!!! *cries, then shoots things*

NEVER!! This is my Bossabutt, and I say his name is Morgan, dammit! >__<

*Kills Wikipedia*

[Eric Jackson]

LMFAO!!!! Hector? *Ponders it a moment then cackles madly.* You don't look like a Hector mate... ^_^ Besides you should never trust a place with a name like Wikipedia!