Post by Jack Sparrow on Aug 10, 2003 20:57:33 GMT -5
Pintel: [to Jack ’s crew] If any of you as much as thinks the word parley, I’ll have your guts for garters.
Elizabeth : [the Interceptor is blown up] Will… [attacks Barbossa] You’ve got to stop it! Stop it!
Barbossa: Welcome back, Miss. You took advantage of our hospitality last time. All fair’s now that you return the favor. [pushes her to the crew]
Will : [leaps up on deck] Barbossa!
Elizabeth : Will.
Will : She goes free. [points pistol at Barbossa]
Barbossa: What’s in your head, boy?
Will : She goes free!
Barbossa: You’ve only got one shot and we can’t die.
Jack : [to Will ] Don’t do anything stupid.
Will : You can’t…I can. [points gun at himself]
Jack : Like that.
Barbossa: Who are you?
Jack : [to Barbossa] No one. He’s no one. A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch.
Will : My name is Will Turner . My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins.
Ragetti: He’s a spitting image of ol’ Bootstrap Bill come back to haunt us.
Will : On my word do as I say or I’ll pull this trigger and be lost forever to Davy Jones’ Locker.
Barbossa: Name your terms, Mr. Turner .
Will : Elizabeth goes free.
Barbossa: Yes, we know that one. Anything else?
Will : [sees Jack point at himself] And the crew, the crew are not to be harmed.
Barbossa: Agreed.
Pirate: [to Elizabeth ] Go on! Walk the plank!
Will: Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she’d go free!
Barbossa: Don’t dare impugn me honor, boy. I agreed she’d go free it was you who failed to specify when or where. [ Will ’s gagged] Though does seem a shame to lose something so fine, don’t it lads?
Pirates: Aye.
Barbossa: So I’ll be having that dress back before you go.
Jack : [to pirate] I always liked you.
Elizabeth : It goes with your black heart. [throws him the dress]
Barbossa: [presses it to his face] Ooh, it’s still warm.
Pirate 2: Off you go! Come on!
Bo’sun : Too long! [shakes plank, Elizabeth falls in]
Jack : [is dragged up to the plank] I really had rather hoped we were past all this.
Barbossa: Jack . Jack ! Did ya not notice? That bit of island is the same bit that we made you Governor of on our last little trip. [points out the distant island]
Jack : I did notice.
Barbossa: Perhaps you’ll be able to conjure up another miraculous escape. But I doubt it. [unsheathes his sword and brandishes it at Jack ’s throat] Off you go.
Jack : Last time you left me a pistol with one shot.
Barbossa: By the powers, you’re right. Were be Jack ’s pistol? Bring it forward. [the pistol is brought]
Jack : Seeing as there’s two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols.
Barbossa: It’ll be one pistol as before and you can be the gentleman and shoot the lady and starve to death yourself. [throws the pistol into the sea, Jack jumps in after it and recovers it]
Scene 19: (Marooned again)
Jack : [looks back at the Pearl ; wades out onto the beach shaking off the ropes that bound his wrists] That’s the second time I’ve had to watch that man sail away with my ship.
Elizabeth : [follows Jack as he walks] But you were marooned on this island before, weren’t you? So we can escape in the same way you did then.
Jack : To what point and purpose, young missy? The Black Pearl is gone and unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice, unlikely, young Mr. Turner will be dead long before you can reach him.
Elizabeth : [follows him as he knocks on a tree trunk then takes three steps and jumps up and down a few times] But you’re Captain Jack Sparrow . You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India company. You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot. Are you the pirate I’ve read about or not? How did you escape last time?
Jack : Last time…I was here a grand total of three days, alright? Last time [opens a secret cellar door] …the rumrunners used this island as a cache. Came by and I was able to barter a passage off. From the looks of things, they’ve long been out of business. Probably have your bloody friend Norrington to thank for that. [climbs out with two bottles of rum in his hands]
Elizabeth : So that’s it then? That’s the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow ? You spent three days lying on a beach, drinking rum?!
Jack : Welcome to the Caribbean , love. [hands her a bottle]
Elizabeth and Jack : [singing and dancing around a fire] We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me.
Jack : I love this song! Really bad eggs! Woo. [falls] When I get the Pearl back, I’m gonna teach it to the whole crew and we’ll sing it all the time!
Elizabeth : And you’ll be positively the most fearsome pirate in the Spanish Main .
Jack : Not just the Spanish Main , love, the entire ocean, the entire wo’ld. Wherever we want to go, that’s what a ship is, you know. It’s not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails that's what a ship needs but what a ship is…what the Black Pearl really is…is freedom.
Elizabeth : Jack , it must be really terrible for you to be trapped on this island.
Jack : Oh, yes. [puts his arm around her shoulder] But the company is infinitely better than last time, I think. The scenery has definitely improved.
Elizabeth : Mr. Sparrow , I’m not entirely sure that I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.
Jack : I know exactly what you mean, love. [curls his moustache]
Elizabeth : [toasts] To freedom.
Jack : To the Black Pearl . [drinks and loses consciousness; wakes in the morning to the smell of smoke; sees the island burning and runs to Elizabeth ] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!
Elizabeth : Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack : Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth : One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won’t see it?
Jack : But why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth : [she sits to stare at the horizon] Just wait, Captain Sparrow. You give it one hour, maybe two, keep a weather eye out and then you will see white sails on that horizon.
Jack : [takes out pistol, thinks better of it and puts it back, stalks off, imitates Elizabeth ] Must’ve been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack . Must’ve been terrible for you… Well it bloody is now! [spots the Dauntless] There’ll be no living with her after this.
Elizabeth : [the Interceptor is blown up] Will… [attacks Barbossa] You’ve got to stop it! Stop it!
Barbossa: Welcome back, Miss. You took advantage of our hospitality last time. All fair’s now that you return the favor. [pushes her to the crew]
Will : [leaps up on deck] Barbossa!
Elizabeth : Will.
Will : She goes free. [points pistol at Barbossa]
Barbossa: What’s in your head, boy?
Will : She goes free!
Barbossa: You’ve only got one shot and we can’t die.
Jack : [to Will ] Don’t do anything stupid.
Will : You can’t…I can. [points gun at himself]
Jack : Like that.
Barbossa: Who are you?
Jack : [to Barbossa] No one. He’s no one. A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch.
Will : My name is Will Turner . My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins.
Ragetti: He’s a spitting image of ol’ Bootstrap Bill come back to haunt us.
Will : On my word do as I say or I’ll pull this trigger and be lost forever to Davy Jones’ Locker.
Barbossa: Name your terms, Mr. Turner .
Will : Elizabeth goes free.
Barbossa: Yes, we know that one. Anything else?
Will : [sees Jack point at himself] And the crew, the crew are not to be harmed.
Barbossa: Agreed.
Pirate: [to Elizabeth ] Go on! Walk the plank!
Will: Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she’d go free!
Barbossa: Don’t dare impugn me honor, boy. I agreed she’d go free it was you who failed to specify when or where. [ Will ’s gagged] Though does seem a shame to lose something so fine, don’t it lads?
Pirates: Aye.
Barbossa: So I’ll be having that dress back before you go.
Jack : [to pirate] I always liked you.
Elizabeth : It goes with your black heart. [throws him the dress]
Barbossa: [presses it to his face] Ooh, it’s still warm.
Pirate 2: Off you go! Come on!
Bo’sun : Too long! [shakes plank, Elizabeth falls in]
Jack : [is dragged up to the plank] I really had rather hoped we were past all this.
Barbossa: Jack . Jack ! Did ya not notice? That bit of island is the same bit that we made you Governor of on our last little trip. [points out the distant island]
Jack : I did notice.
Barbossa: Perhaps you’ll be able to conjure up another miraculous escape. But I doubt it. [unsheathes his sword and brandishes it at Jack ’s throat] Off you go.
Jack : Last time you left me a pistol with one shot.
Barbossa: By the powers, you’re right. Were be Jack ’s pistol? Bring it forward. [the pistol is brought]
Jack : Seeing as there’s two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols.
Barbossa: It’ll be one pistol as before and you can be the gentleman and shoot the lady and starve to death yourself. [throws the pistol into the sea, Jack jumps in after it and recovers it]
Scene 19: (Marooned again)
Jack : [looks back at the Pearl ; wades out onto the beach shaking off the ropes that bound his wrists] That’s the second time I’ve had to watch that man sail away with my ship.
Elizabeth : [follows Jack as he walks] But you were marooned on this island before, weren’t you? So we can escape in the same way you did then.
Jack : To what point and purpose, young missy? The Black Pearl is gone and unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice, unlikely, young Mr. Turner will be dead long before you can reach him.
Elizabeth : [follows him as he knocks on a tree trunk then takes three steps and jumps up and down a few times] But you’re Captain Jack Sparrow . You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India company. You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot. Are you the pirate I’ve read about or not? How did you escape last time?
Jack : Last time…I was here a grand total of three days, alright? Last time [opens a secret cellar door] …the rumrunners used this island as a cache. Came by and I was able to barter a passage off. From the looks of things, they’ve long been out of business. Probably have your bloody friend Norrington to thank for that. [climbs out with two bottles of rum in his hands]
Elizabeth : So that’s it then? That’s the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow ? You spent three days lying on a beach, drinking rum?!
Jack : Welcome to the Caribbean , love. [hands her a bottle]
Elizabeth and Jack : [singing and dancing around a fire] We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me.
Jack : I love this song! Really bad eggs! Woo. [falls] When I get the Pearl back, I’m gonna teach it to the whole crew and we’ll sing it all the time!
Elizabeth : And you’ll be positively the most fearsome pirate in the Spanish Main .
Jack : Not just the Spanish Main , love, the entire ocean, the entire wo’ld. Wherever we want to go, that’s what a ship is, you know. It’s not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails that's what a ship needs but what a ship is…what the Black Pearl really is…is freedom.
Elizabeth : Jack , it must be really terrible for you to be trapped on this island.
Jack : Oh, yes. [puts his arm around her shoulder] But the company is infinitely better than last time, I think. The scenery has definitely improved.
Elizabeth : Mr. Sparrow , I’m not entirely sure that I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.
Jack : I know exactly what you mean, love. [curls his moustache]
Elizabeth : [toasts] To freedom.
Jack : To the Black Pearl . [drinks and loses consciousness; wakes in the morning to the smell of smoke; sees the island burning and runs to Elizabeth ] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!
Elizabeth : Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack : Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth : One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won’t see it?
Jack : But why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth : [she sits to stare at the horizon] Just wait, Captain Sparrow. You give it one hour, maybe two, keep a weather eye out and then you will see white sails on that horizon.
Jack : [takes out pistol, thinks better of it and puts it back, stalks off, imitates Elizabeth ] Must’ve been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack . Must’ve been terrible for you… Well it bloody is now! [spots the Dauntless] There’ll be no living with her after this.