Post by Jack Sparrow on Aug 10, 2003 20:52:05 GMT -5
Gibbs : Feast your eyes, Captain. All of them, faithful hands before the mast. Every man worth his salt. And crazy to boot.
Will : So this is your able-bodied crew?
Jack : You, sailor!
Gibbs : Cotton, sir.
Jack : Mr. Cotton . Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton ! Answer me!
Gibbs : He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one’s yet figured how...
Jack Sparrow : Mr. Cotton 's... parrot. Same question.
Parrot: Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!
Mr. Gibbs : Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'
Jack : O’course it does. [to Will ] Satisfied?
Will : Well, you’ve proved them mad.
Anamaria: And what’s the benefit for us?
Jack : [comes over to the voice and takes off the sailors hat, revealing a woman] Anamaria. [she slaps him]
Will : I suppose you didn’t deserve that one either.
Jack : No, that one I deserved.
Anamaria: You stole my boat!
Jack : Actually [she slaps him again]… borrowed, borrowed without permission. But with every intention of bringing it back to you.
Anamaria: But you didn’t!
Jack : You’ll get another one.
Anamaria: I will.
Will: A better one.
Jack : A better one!
Will: That one. [points to the Interceptor]
Jack : What one? That one?! Aye! That one. What say you?
Crew: Aye!
Gibbs : No, no, no, no, no, it’s frightful bad luck to bring a woman aboard, sir.
Jack : It’d be far worse not to.
Will : How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn’t work?
Gibbs : Aye, the compass doesn’t point north but we’re not trying to find north, are we? [to Jack ] We should drop canvas (?), sir.
Jack : She can hold a bit longer.
Gibbs : What’s in your head that’s put you in such a fine mood, Captain?
Jack : We’re catching up.
Will : So this is your able-bodied crew?
Jack : You, sailor!
Gibbs : Cotton, sir.
Jack : Mr. Cotton . Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton ! Answer me!
Gibbs : He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one’s yet figured how...
Jack Sparrow : Mr. Cotton 's... parrot. Same question.
Parrot: Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!
Mr. Gibbs : Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'
Jack : O’course it does. [to Will ] Satisfied?
Will : Well, you’ve proved them mad.
Anamaria: And what’s the benefit for us?
Jack : [comes over to the voice and takes off the sailors hat, revealing a woman] Anamaria. [she slaps him]
Will : I suppose you didn’t deserve that one either.
Jack : No, that one I deserved.
Anamaria: You stole my boat!
Jack : Actually [she slaps him again]… borrowed, borrowed without permission. But with every intention of bringing it back to you.
Anamaria: But you didn’t!
Jack : You’ll get another one.
Anamaria: I will.
Will: A better one.
Jack : A better one!
Will: That one. [points to the Interceptor]
Jack : What one? That one?! Aye! That one. What say you?
Crew: Aye!
Gibbs : No, no, no, no, no, it’s frightful bad luck to bring a woman aboard, sir.
Jack : It’d be far worse not to.
Will : How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn’t work?
Gibbs : Aye, the compass doesn’t point north but we’re not trying to find north, are we? [to Jack ] We should drop canvas (?), sir.
Jack : She can hold a bit longer.
Gibbs : What’s in your head that’s put you in such a fine mood, Captain?
Jack : We’re catching up.