Post by Jack Sparrow on Aug 10, 2003 20:42:22 GMT -5
Jack : [enters smithy, sees drunk and sleeping Mr. Brown ] Whoa! [tries to get rid of the irons, succeeds in breaking the link between them; hides when Will enters]
Will : [sees Brown ] Right where I left you. [sees hammer] Not where I left you. [notices Jack ’s hat and reaches for it; enter Jack with sword unsheathed] You're the one they're hunting. The pirate.
Jack : You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will : I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.
Jack : Ah. Well, then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So, if you'll excuse me – [turns away and is about to leave when Will gets his own out] Do you think this wise, boy, crossing blades with a pirate?
Will : You threatened Miss. Swann.
Jack : Only a little. [they parry] You know what you’re doing, I’ll give you that. Excellent form but how’s your footwork? If I step here; [he steps] very good. Now I step again. Ta. [sheathes sword and walks to the door; Will throws sword which gets stuck in the door, barring the exit; Jack tries to pull it out but is unsuccessful] That is a wonderful trick except once again you are between me and my way out. And now you have no weapon. [ Will takes out a sword with a heated tip; they fight] Who makes all these? [looks pointendly at swords]
Will : I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!
Jack : You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you? [looks down]
Will : I practice three hours a day, so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it! [they continue their swordfight; Jack loses his weapon and blinds Will with sand; takes out his pistol while Will protects his eyes] You cheated!
Jack : Pirate! [hears men trying to break the door down] Move away.
Will: No.
Jack : Please, move.
Will: No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape.
Jack : This shot is not meant for you. [gets hit on the head with a bottle of alcohol and falls unconscious]
Norrington: [his men break in the door] Excellent work, Mr. Brown . You’ve assisted in the capture of a dangerous fugitive.
Mr. Brown : Just doing my civic duty, sir.
Norrington: Well, I trust you’ll always remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped. Take him away.
Will : [sees Brown ] Right where I left you. [sees hammer] Not where I left you. [notices Jack ’s hat and reaches for it; enter Jack with sword unsheathed] You're the one they're hunting. The pirate.
Jack : You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will : I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.
Jack : Ah. Well, then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So, if you'll excuse me – [turns away and is about to leave when Will gets his own out] Do you think this wise, boy, crossing blades with a pirate?
Will : You threatened Miss. Swann.
Jack : Only a little. [they parry] You know what you’re doing, I’ll give you that. Excellent form but how’s your footwork? If I step here; [he steps] very good. Now I step again. Ta. [sheathes sword and walks to the door; Will throws sword which gets stuck in the door, barring the exit; Jack tries to pull it out but is unsuccessful] That is a wonderful trick except once again you are between me and my way out. And now you have no weapon. [ Will takes out a sword with a heated tip; they fight] Who makes all these? [looks pointendly at swords]
Will : I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!
Jack : You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you? [looks down]
Will : I practice three hours a day, so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it! [they continue their swordfight; Jack loses his weapon and blinds Will with sand; takes out his pistol while Will protects his eyes] You cheated!
Jack : Pirate! [hears men trying to break the door down] Move away.
Will: No.
Jack : Please, move.
Will: No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape.
Jack : This shot is not meant for you. [gets hit on the head with a bottle of alcohol and falls unconscious]
Norrington: [his men break in the door] Excellent work, Mr. Brown . You’ve assisted in the capture of a dangerous fugitive.
Mr. Brown : Just doing my civic duty, sir.
Norrington: Well, I trust you’ll always remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped. Take him away.