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Post by Jack Sparrow on Oct 4, 2003 1:31:58 GMT -5
:bursts into laughter again:
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Oct 27, 2003 16:29:11 GMT -5
HOW TO MAKE A COMMODORE
Ingredients: 3 cups of adventure (add more as needed) A dash or fifty of ego (the more the better) 9 table spoons of a good heart (must make sure he's a rightous little bugger) 2 bottles of fine white wine A sword....(make sure it's perfectly balenced and beautiful...he is a commodore after all) 1 clean shirt 1 pair of shiny boots 1 clean pair of breeches 1 Navy style coat 1 belt 1 wig wig 5 cups of pompusness 4 cups of strength 7 cups of bravey 8 cups of loyalty 2 tea spoons of luck
Directions: Mix the good heart, adventure, bravery, loyalty, luck, pompusness, ego, strength, and white wine into a bowl and stir until well blended. This will give your commodore a well rounded personality.
The somewhat stuck up air really hides a brave and loyal heart...so don't worry to much.
Once the ingredients are blended, pour them into a pan and take it aboard a ship, preferably one from the British Royal Navy. Let the pan sit on deck for three days and three nights, until it starts shouting orders at the crew.
On the fourth morning, arrange for a huge navy ceremony ot take place and make sure the pan hears all the pompusness of it all. Make sure you tell it "You're a important commodore...you hate pirates....must defend your fort..." over and over again...
When it’s done, pull your commodore out and dress him in the clothing provided. Make sure he stands rigidly straight and takes very properly.
Next give him his sword, and a ship to command and make sure he fights well.he's going to need it....But also make sure he's a understanding and kind person...nobody likes a completly pompus commodore....
Enjoy
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Post by Emma Hawkins/Rick MacKinnon on Oct 30, 2003 21:22:21 GMT -5
:applauds:
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Nov 8, 2003 1:37:24 GMT -5
:bows:
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Sept 3, 2004 13:38:59 GMT -5
:shoves:
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Puck
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What Fools these Mortals be!
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Post by Puck on Nov 1, 2004 21:01:04 GMT -5
::nudges a tiny bit:::
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Post by Victoria Brighton on Nov 1, 2004 23:36:30 GMT -5
*blinks* Haha, you funny, you make me laugh
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Puck
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What Fools these Mortals be!
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Post by Puck on Nov 2, 2004 10:05:35 GMT -5
::Goes about making tiny pirate critters to amuse one's self::
::Pokes tiny eunuch and meeps as it's head pops off:: "YIPES!" :hurriedly reattaches with glue:: "Don't think this one got baked long enough............."
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